The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Doofus Of The Day #796
This illustration comes to us courtesy of Wirecutter. The lady in question wins today's award for lack of attention to detail.
Actually if your tattoo artist was so good that he could hand tattoo a barcode that would scan what he wanted to, you should have him do all your work.
I have a passing acquaintance with a tattoo artist (we worked for a time in the same tourist town), and he said he spends an inordinate amount of time talking whitebread twits (of both sexes) out of tattoos that would get them in serieous trouble.
As in "you don't want that tattoo, honey, it means 'property of the Latin Kings'"
Two thought - apparently that item wasn't picked up 19 years ago.
ReplyDeleteThe tattoo artist wasn't looking for repeat business.
Actually if your tattoo artist was so good that he could hand tattoo a barcode that would scan what he wanted to, you should have him do all your work.
ReplyDeleteJust be very specific about the work you want him to do.
DeleteI have a passing acquaintance with a tattoo artist (we worked for a time in the same tourist town), and he said he spends an inordinate amount of time talking whitebread twits (of both sexes) out of tattoos that would get them in serieous trouble.
ReplyDeleteAs in "you don't want that tattoo, honey, it means 'property of the Latin Kings'"
Tattoo Artist to angry customer:
ReplyDelete"It could have been worse douchebag."
And how many people with Chinese script tattoos are chicken chow mein with rice?1200
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