Relationships and how (not) to foster them

Fellow blogger and meatspace friend Brigid has compiled another of her very funny lists of how to enhance a relationship (or otherwise - particularly the 'otherwise').  Here's a sample.

HOME PROTECTION

You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)

You check out a suspicious noise, and its the wind (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You fire a load of buckshot in its general direction (+10)

It's her yappy little poodle (-50)

There are many more at the link.  Go read, and enjoy!




Peter