The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Salad slaughter
Courtesy of reader RHT447, in a comment left at yesterday's Doofus post, we find this heartrending tale of vegetable violence and coleslaw carnage.
One day I happened to comment that I wondered how loud the carrot he was eating screamed when it was ripped untimely from Mother Earth's womb, and I thought he'd have a stroke....
Black's been doing this one for a number of years now, and I have always found it to be hilarious. He's a well educated man, actually. He's a cowboy who also happens to be a doctor of veterinary medicine. He's a very funny guy who's other videos and commentaries are well worth searching out.
I was expecting "Carrot Juice is Murder":
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Years ago I had a friend who was 100% vegan.
ReplyDeleteOne day I happened to comment that I wondered how loud the carrot he was eating screamed when it was ripped untimely from Mother Earth's womb, and I thought he'd have a stroke....
He's good!
ReplyDeleteBlack's been doing this one for a number of years now, and I have always found it to be hilarious. He's a well educated man, actually. He's a cowboy who also happens to be a doctor of veterinary medicine. He's a very funny guy who's other videos and commentaries are well worth searching out.
ReplyDeleteThanks. I needed the laugh!
ReplyDeleteinterwebz is funny
ReplyDeleteThis confounded computer! Watching Johnny laugh so much I knew I was missing a fine dissertation.
ReplyDeleteThe other cowboy in the video is fellow named Waddy Mitchell. His performance of The Bra is pretty funny as well.
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