The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
I can't imagine how distressing it must be when forced to share a bathroom with two others of the universes incalculably rare life forms. I did not realize that until now.
I can only conclude that - until they reached that college dorm - they all had private toilet facilities since birth.
The shock must be overwhelming to enter such a multi-use facility and actually detect the aroma of someone else's gaseous bodily expulsions. Imagine when they discover that .... shudder... someone else used up all the toilet tissue!
Oh! The humanities! I have to go lay down now, and recover.
"There's never enough room for everyone". You learn this by using public transit or a public library. No matter how infinite space is, on planet earth "All eggs go into one basket".
Heh... That DOES truly suck...
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteAnd MY roommate is an EX-gf!
AND, we share a Jack-and Jill bathroom!
Surely there's a planet with separate baths? And available women who shoot?
gfa
I can't imagine how distressing it must be when forced to share a bathroom with two others of the universes incalculably rare life forms. I did not realize that until now.
ReplyDeleteI can only conclude that - until they reached that college dorm - they all had private toilet facilities since birth.
The shock must be overwhelming to enter such a multi-use facility and actually detect the aroma of someone else's gaseous bodily expulsions. Imagine when they discover that .... shudder... someone else used up all the toilet tissue!
Oh! The humanities! I have to go lay down now, and recover.
"The humanities!" I see what you did there...
Delete"There's never enough room for everyone".
ReplyDeleteYou learn this by using public transit or a public library.
No matter how infinite space is, on planet earth "All eggs go into one basket".