The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
I still remember the day my dad set a pair of lockjaw pliers on one of my teeth. He said he couldn't unlock it until it was out of my mouth. Tooth...out.
Then again, I never went to bed with a loose tooth, so it wasn't like there was much left to pull.
I lost my first tooth when my dad put his foot down and told my mother she HAD TO pull it before he would take her to the hospital for the birth of my youngest bother.
When the dad went into his "safety is everything and the only thing that matters" spiel, I closed it down. How did a clown like that even become a chopper pilot? His thinking is a major problem in Western Civilization. Unthinking idiot. His blathering removes any useful spirit from that whole overblown scene.
The kid ought to be glad his dad flies rotary wing and isn't an F-18 driver focused on the 3 wire....
ReplyDeleteTOo funny!
ReplyDeleteThat kid has some MEGA-boasting rights at school!!
ReplyDeleteI still remember the day my dad set a pair of lockjaw pliers on one of my teeth. He said he couldn't unlock it until it was out of my mouth. Tooth...out.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I never went to bed with a loose tooth, so it wasn't like there was much left to pull.
I lost my first tooth when my dad put his foot down and told my mother she HAD TO pull it before he would take her to the hospital for the birth of my youngest bother.
When the dad went into his "safety is everything and the only thing that matters" spiel, I closed it down. How did a clown like that even become a chopper pilot? His thinking is a major problem in Western Civilization. Unthinking idiot. His blathering removes any useful spirit from that whole overblown scene.
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