The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
ok that is just pure mean, now on that note this looks like something we would have done to each other when i was still living in the barracks as a young dumb marine
That's mean. I was never that cruel, though in the dimly lit bathroom at a carpentry shop I worked at, I did coat the toilet seat with paint stripper. I was fine until you started to sweat just a bit...
Years ago, a Lady who is a friend of mine discovered that she had a cheating boyfriend. She became very angry with him, and he left, returning the next day to pack up his stuff. He forgot some of it and asked my friend to pack it for him, and set it out so he could get it. (she having changed the locks) As she was packing, she found a partially used tube of KY Jelly. Her sense of humor kicked in, and filled the tube full of white Tiger Balm, which is to Icy Hot as Tabasco is to ketchup, and packed it in wit the rest of the stuff he had forgotten. She later heard through other friends that the KY had been used for its intended purposes, with startling effect. I, however, am wise enough to never have angered her. Thank G-d. JPDev
A couple times in Army training I have seen a guy who was rubbing down a sore leg or whatever with icy hot forget what he was doing and shove his hand in his pants to itch/ adjust the twig and berries. The brief moment between them realizing what they did and the burning is hilarious. Well to everyone was.
ok that is just pure mean, now on that note this looks like something we would have done to each other when i was still living in the barracks as a young dumb marine
ReplyDeleteNever date her, her sisters or anyone with her blood line.
ReplyDeleteGerry
If you link to the other videos related to this, it seems Mr. Nice Guy was at least phone-cheating on her.
ReplyDeleteCould have been worse. She could have pepper-sprayed all his socks and underwear.
The pepper-ice was a nice touch.
She reinvented the product of Icy-Hot.
ReplyDeleteHeltau
That's mean. I was never that cruel, though in the dimly lit bathroom at a carpentry shop I worked at, I did coat the toilet seat with paint stripper. I was fine until you started to sweat just a bit...
ReplyDeleteOuch, cringing over here... sigh
ReplyDeletethat's a crime!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is how did she not get it in her eyes and up her nose while spraying the paper roll. There is something weird here.
ReplyDeleteIf he had done it to her he'd be in jail. Why isn't she?
ReplyDeleteLaughed soooooo hard!!
ReplyDeleteI want her on my side not on the opposition.
ReplyDeleteYears ago, a Lady who is a friend of mine discovered that she had a cheating boyfriend. She became very angry with him, and he left, returning the next day to pack up his stuff. He forgot some of it and asked my friend to pack it for him, and set it out so he could get it. (she having changed the locks)
ReplyDeleteAs she was packing, she found a partially used tube of KY Jelly. Her sense of humor kicked in, and filled the tube full of white Tiger Balm, which is to Icy Hot as Tabasco is to ketchup, and packed it in wit the rest of the stuff he had forgotten.
She later heard through other friends that the KY had been used for its intended purposes, with startling effect.
I, however, am wise enough to never have angered her. Thank G-d.
JPDev
Hell hath no fury like a woman pranked???
ReplyDeleteEither she's horrible or he must have put her through some bad stuff ...
I would like to say I was never that mean, but there was that chocolate cake with Ex-Lax frosting......
ReplyDeleteA couple times in Army training I have seen a guy who was rubbing down a sore leg or whatever with icy hot forget what he was doing and shove his hand in his pants to itch/ adjust the twig and berries. The brief moment between them realizing what they did and the burning is hilarious. Well to everyone was.
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