Friday, February 23, 2018

Foodgasm?


I had to laugh at this report.

[An adult entertainment Web site] introduced its new interactive vibrator, dubbed the “RubGrub,” in a press release issued on Thursday morning, describing the sex toy as “an interactive vibrator that has the ability to order Domino’s pizza immediately following an orgasm.”

According to the press release, the RubGrub will be outfitted with a button “affixed to the end” of the device, which can be pre-programmed with the user’s payment and delivery information, meaning he/she would merely need to push the button to summon a cheese pizza.

“While initially launching with the ability to order pizza, the adult entertainment company has plans to add additional restaurant chains, including those serving Mexican and Chinese food,” reads the press release, adding the devices will be available sometime in the coming months for $19.95 a pop.

Additional toppings extra.

There's more at the link.

But is it gluten-free?  And what about vegan options - i.e. no meat?




Peter

7 comments:

  1. $19.95 a 'pop'? Aheh heh heh heh . . .

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  2. "...sometime in the coming months..."

    Pun intended?

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  3. Didn't she just express the vegan ( no meat ) option BEFORE she pressed the button ?

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  4. I generally loathe the use of the feminine singular when referring to a generic individual, and awkward circumlocutions grate on my nerves too (he/she? really?).

    This is one case where the use of an unadorned "she" is entirely appropriate. Pity it wasn't used.

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  5. Hehehe, not going there... Nope...

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  6. If you don't come in thirty minutes it's free . . . ?

    (*ducks and runs*)

    --Wes S.

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  7. Additional toppings extra.

    On the pizza, or the . . . .

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