The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
Outta the way, human!
This made me laugh - a surf traffic incident off Australia.
"Coming through!" - or, Mother Nature always has the right of way!
Gotta admit...I actually had no clue what.so.evah! - until just now, that is - that bottle-nose dolphins a) enjoyed surfing and/or b) indulged in same as a "group sport-activity"...
I do recollect having seen/read somewhere that some marine scientists (who had apparently been closely-studying dolphins) had determined that the critters apparently had a rather crude, rather-evil sense of humor, especially towards "physically-lesser" other critters (like - say - unsuspecting humans out in the open water...)
"Hey!- Ya pokey-assed schmuck!...Gangway, speed-bump!..."
That was on purpose... A sense of humor prevails!
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ReplyDeleteGotta admit...I actually had no clue what.so.evah! - until just now, that is - that bottle-nose dolphins a) enjoyed surfing and/or b) indulged in same as a "group sport-activity"...
ReplyDeleteI do recollect having seen/read somewhere that some marine scientists (who had apparently been closely-studying dolphins) had determined that the critters apparently had a rather crude, rather-evil sense of humor, especially towards "physically-lesser" other critters (like - say - unsuspecting humans out in the open water...)
"Hey!- Ya pokey-assed schmuck!...Gangway, speed-bump!..."