The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Tuesday, October 16, 2018
A good reason to buy an elephant gun?
If Stephan Pastis is right, anyway . . .
(Click the image for a larger view at the cartoon's Web site.)
How do you kill a blue elephant?
ReplyDeleteShoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?
Hold it's trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a madras elephant?
Squirt it with water and watch it bleed to death.
I'll be here all week, folks! Try the veal, it's delicious!