The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Thursday, January 31, 2019
Heh
Received via e-mail, from a reader whose name I can't make out from his e-mail address. Clickit to biggit.
I was sequestered while on jury duty in LA several years ago. They transported us in one of those buses, to lunch, the hotel, the court house, etc. The reactions when the bus pulled up to a restaurant and we all got off and headed in were priceless.
Kinda like I want to find a nonsdescript white van, have a couple buddies in "bunny suits" take samples & scans at a park, have one excited point to his wrist (indicating watch even none seen) and they all exit the scene hastily...
Um, that's a good way to get some of your friends shot by "Law Enforcement". Though I'd like to watch. From a safe distance.
ReplyDeleteThat why should recruit "friends", not actual friends.
DeleteI was sequestered while on jury duty in LA several years ago. They transported us in one of those buses, to lunch, the hotel, the court house, etc. The reactions when the bus pulled up to a restaurant and we all got off and headed in were priceless.
ReplyDeleteDo it at the courthouse.
ReplyDeleteComedy:
Go Big, Or Go home.
Kinda like I want to find a nonsdescript white van, have a couple buddies in "bunny suits" take samples & scans at a park, have one excited point to his wrist (indicating watch even none seen) and they all exit the scene hastily...
ReplyDeleteWhat, me evil?