The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
"If self-driving cars were Southern"
The South will rise again - automotive edition!
A tip o' the hat to reader Carl S. for sending me the link.
If that system takes over the cars, then the South ain't ever gonna rise again. They'd rip 'em out so they can drive their own selves. And yes, all my kin are from the Clinch River valley.
If y'all haven't already do go check out "It's a Southern Thing" on YouTube. Dozens of short videos having fun with all sorts of Southern traits and mannerisms. Having now lived more than half my life in Alabama after moving from Illinois I can appreciate the humor.
I used to live in a very rural area of Alabama, and there were a couple of roads where we'd drive as close to the edge as we could just to keep the kudzu off till the county sprayed it .
I'm surprised the self-driving system didn't have a Kudzu alert !!!
ReplyDeleteWhy? I've never seen Kudzu on the road.
ReplyDeleteI am a Southerner. I have never heard the expression " sneeze through a screen door. "
If that system takes over the cars, then the South ain't ever gonna rise again. They'd rip 'em out so they can drive their own selves. And yes, all my kin are from the Clinch River valley.
ReplyDeleteIf y'all haven't already do go check out "It's a Southern Thing" on YouTube.
ReplyDeleteDozens of short videos having fun with all sorts of Southern traits and mannerisms.
Having now lived more than half my life in Alabama after moving from Illinois I can appreciate the humor.
"I've never seen Kudzu on the road."
ReplyDeleteI used to live in a very rural area of Alabama, and there were a couple of roads where we'd drive as close to the edge as we could just to keep the kudzu off till the county sprayed it .
Because it's fine to mock and insult Southern white folks.
ReplyDeleteAnd what does this have to do with a checking account?