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I think I've met that old codger. Heck, at my age, I think I may be that old codger by now!
Oh - and where can I buy that T-shirt? If anyone knows, please tell us in a comment. I think it'd be perfect for the members of our North Texas Writers, Shooters and Pilots Association. Evil associations, and all that sort of thing . . .
Peter
Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/Grumpy-Stupid-Gonna-T-Shirt-Black/dp/B089R6C17C/ref=sr_1_26?dchild=1&keywords=fix+stupid+tshirt&qid=1592490576&sr=8-26
ReplyDeleteIt's on a bunch of different sites for sale: https://2020trendingtees.com/product/i-am-a-grumpy-old-man-i-can-fix-stupid-but-its-gonna-hurt-veteran-shirt/
ReplyDeleteWhat I would really, really like is a high-quality T-shirt with capital letters on the front: 'WWJD' and on the back 'WWJWD', together with a picture of, on the front: Jesus and on the back: John Wayne, of course. This is the eternal American male struggle.
ReplyDeleteWWJMBD? John Moses Browning that is....
ReplyDeleteAggie - Whenever someone asks "WWJD?", remember that throwing tables and chasing people with a whip is within the realm of possibility.
ReplyDeleteAsk Peter if you need more explanation.
@Dave: Oh, yes. Whips are followed by chastising with scorpions, IIRC. After that, there's always 5.56x45mm.
ReplyDeleteEtsy has it for as low as $14.99. Reminded me so much of me that I bought one.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.etsy.com/listing/822187329/i-am-a-grumpy-old-man-i-can-fix-stupid?ref=pla_similar_listing_bot-3&pro=1&frs=1
I'll see your $14.99 and raise you $13,50 .(or maybe lower)
ReplyDeletehttps://www.inspireclion.com/product/i-am-a-grumpy-old-man-i-can-fix-stupid-but-its-gonna-hurt-t-shirt/
Love it!
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