The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Tuesday, May 4, 2021
Heh
Found on Gab yesterday. Click the screenshot for a larger view.
Don't ask kids things like that. You never know what they'll demand!
And if Granny wanted to add some reality to the kid's life she would get a small package of seed wheat and they would begin to plant...trips to the local dairy,an apiary, sorghum plant and what have you, so the kid know where its food comes from.
House brand donut seeds also have a very low germination rate. Something to do with how they're processed at the House Brands® factory in Racine, I think.
Most grocery stores carry donut seeds, in the cereal aisle. They're not labeled as such; look for a product that resembles little tiny seed donuts.
ReplyDeleteDonuts are a terrific diet food as well. The hole in the middle is where all of the calories were located.
ReplyDeleteI was 12 years old before I finally learned that marshmallow bushes do not exist, and that my father was wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnd if Granny wanted to add some reality to the kid's life she would get a small package of seed wheat and they would begin to plant...trips to the local dairy,an apiary, sorghum plant and what have you, so the kid know where its food comes from.
ReplyDeleteDon't get the house brand donut seeds. They get mushy in milk really fast.
ReplyDeleteHouse brand donut seeds also have a very low germination rate. Something to do with how they're processed at the House Brands® factory in Racine, I think.
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