Friday, July 16, 2021

I want one!!!

 

The Babylon Bee does it again.


Popular New Ejection Porch Automatically Launches Vaccine Evangelists Into The Stratosphere

An American manufacturer has been overwhelmed with preorders for its brand new "ejection porch," which is specially designed to detect when Biden's vaccine evangelists are at your door so it can launch them into the stratosphere.


Dang!  A product I'd willingly pay big money to buy, but it's only a satire!  Now, if we can just persuade the Bee to partner with an entrepreneurial spirit to actually build it . . . hello?  Calling Mike Lindell?  Mike???


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7 comments:

  1. C. S. P. SchofieldJuly 16, 2021 at 9:43 AM

    Wouldn’t buying (or rescuing) a huge dog have the same results, arguably funnier, and with smaller legal consequences? Not an ATTACK dog, mind. Something bouncy and slobbery, that sheds.

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  2. PeterJuly 16, 2021 at 10:33 AM

    @C. S. P. Schofield: Heh. Embrace the power of "And"!!!

    :-)

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  3. Old NFOJuly 16, 2021 at 11:32 AM

    Snerk... Rottweiler... Just sayin!

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  4. LindaGJuly 16, 2021 at 12:12 PM

    Hahahahaha! Love the ejection porch.

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  5. RatusJuly 16, 2021 at 1:37 PM

    I'd be happy for somewhere in the midrange of the troposphere.

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  6. John T. BlockJuly 17, 2021 at 1:24 AM

    Built by Acme Corp., I'm sure.... 😂😎🤣

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  7. ManiacJuly 17, 2021 at 8:19 AM

    All kidding aside, have any of these Brownshirts knocked on any of your doors? If so, how was the interaction?

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