The Babylon Bee has put out an invaluable chart, allowing one to identify one's disability, gender, race/creed, and a bonus attribute as well. They call it an "Oppression Identifier". The combinations are hysterical! Click the image for a larger view.
It's taken from the Bee's new book, "The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness", which will be published on November 2.
I'd say it'll be essential reading in today's world - as well as good for a lot of laughs! I'm obliged to the Babylon Bee for providing us with unfailing non-'woke' amusement in a world that takes the 'woke' far too seriously.
(Question - is something non-'woke' actually asleep, or merely dozing? Does political correctness equal partisan insomnia?)
Peter
It's important to self-identify your grievance and adjust your gender, race, and gripe properly -- with the caveat that they can all be changed at a moment's notice.
ReplyDeleteIt says I am a many-fingered, Trans-Siberian Quaker with 9 kids.
ReplyDeleteAnd while being a Quaker I find appealing many days, being Trans-Siberian doesn't help when I'm hot.
So I prefer cat-loving. Definitely. Had many cats in my life and we have four right now.
Gosh. There are so many triggers in that list, haha.
Mr Peter, I have to confess, I swiped your post to use at Phil's Bustednuckles site. It seem oddly appropriate for the trolls we seem to be having lately. If offended I will remove.
ReplyDeleteKevin
@Cederq: No problem at all. I hope your trolls choke on it!
ReplyDelete:-)
So it looks like I am a 'kneeless, gender-neutral Arab who died years ago'
ReplyDeleteWell, that's something you don't see every day.
Happy Friday to you, Peter...and I'm sharing your post on my blog today for a good laugh or two.
Hmm.
ReplyDeleteCyclopian, polygender, Eskimo, who can't spell for crap.
Well, I bear a slight resemblance to one out of four (hint - I wear glasses).
Still, funny. Thanks Peter.
Sam