The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, October 11, 2021
Memes that made me laugh 79
Gathered from the not-so-hidden fastnesses of the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
"...over the course of 1959 threw 2001 ..." I guess the decades have a tendency to really throw each other around ....or for a loop ... or something .....
Hm. Or it could be that the government murdered a total of 12 billion birds, and threw 2001 of them over the course of 1959? Though even 2001 bird-replacement drones seems like an awful lot for 1959, and why would the government be throwing dead birds, anyway? Or does it throw the drones, to teach them to fly? This is all very confusing. I need some Kentucky Fried Government Surveillance Drone.
How can the left wing and the right wing belong to the same bird, if birds aren't real?
ReplyDeletePineapple will NEVER belong on pizza..
ReplyDeleteHeh. Re: "If common sense was lard..."
ReplyDeleteHeard a variation on that once: "If brains was motor oil, he couldn't lube the generator in the back end of a lightning bug..."
So if boneless pork rectums are politicians does that make boned pork rectums constituents?
ReplyDelete@Steve - I, too, wondered where the bone went in the pork rectum. Then I decided I was better off not knowing.
ReplyDelete"...over the course of 1959 threw 2001 ..."
ReplyDeleteI guess the decades have a tendency to really throw each other around ....or for a loop ... or something .....
Hm. Or it could be that the government murdered a total of 12 billion birds, and threw 2001 of them over the course of 1959?
ReplyDeleteThough even 2001 bird-replacement drones seems like an awful lot for 1959, and why would the government be throwing dead birds, anyway? Or does it throw the drones, to teach them to fly?
This is all very confusing. I need some Kentucky Fried Government Surveillance Drone.