All right, guys, time to put on your pre-teen potty-humor self. (For some of us, it was teen and post-teen too, but hey . . . )
I'm not going to excerpt his account here. This is a family-friendly blog, after all. However, if you want to be enlightened, click that link and read his account for yourself.
All I can say is . . .
Peter
Dave Barry did it better.
ReplyDeleteI do not know if I am going to click in that link.
ReplyDeleteBut this reminds me of the old joke:
- What's the difference between Global Thermonuclear War and a German humorist?
- Global Thermonuclear War could be funny.
We had a wrestler on our team having trouble making weight the day of a match.
ReplyDeleteHe ate a whole bar of chocolate Ex Lax, not just one little section.
Short version, after they pried him off the toilet, he ended up in the ER. The locker room had a stench for days.
I had to move up a weight class to wrestle the defending state champ. It did not go well
OMG that was so funny I had tears running.
ReplyDeleteApparently he flies with Delta too...
ReplyDeleteI'll see myself out
Look up the rip it story from a brother stationed in Iraq if you really want horror and humor. Dark sick humor, but humor
ReplyDeletehttps://havokjournal.com/culture/military/case-study-ramadi-a-ranger-looks-back/
Been there, done that.
ReplyDeleteWhen I go for a colonoscopy, I have to go to Costco to buy two large bottles of laxative powder for the prep work. Mix it up with a bunch of Gatorade. Pro tip: pre-treat for diaper rash.
"It happens." F. Gump
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