Thursday, September 7, 2023

Er... loosely speaking...

 

All right, guys, time to put on your pre-teen potty-humor self.  (For some of us, it was teen and post-teen too, but hey . . . )

It seems a man drank an entire 10oz. bottle of laxative, then shared what it felt like for the next eight hours.

I'm not going to excerpt his account here.  This is a family-friendly blog, after all.  However, if you want to be enlightened, click that link and read his account for yourself.

All I can say is . . .



Peter


8 comments:

  1. I do not know if I am going to click in that link.

    But this reminds me of the old joke:

    - What's the difference between Global Thermonuclear War and a German humorist?

    - Global Thermonuclear War could be funny.

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  2. We had a wrestler on our team having trouble making weight the day of a match.
    He ate a whole bar of chocolate Ex Lax, not just one little section.

    Short version, after they pried him off the toilet, he ended up in the ER. The locker room had a stench for days.

    I had to move up a weight class to wrestle the defending state champ. It did not go well

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  3. OMG that was so funny I had tears running.

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  4. Apparently he flies with Delta too...

    I'll see myself out

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  5. Look up the rip it story from a brother stationed in Iraq if you really want horror and humor. Dark sick humor, but humor
    https://havokjournal.com/culture/military/case-study-ramadi-a-ranger-looks-back/

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  6. Been there, done that.

    When I go for a colonoscopy, I have to go to Costco to buy two large bottles of laxative powder for the prep work. Mix it up with a bunch of Gatorade. Pro tip: pre-treat for diaper rash.

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