Shamelessly stolen from Kim du Toit, because it made me laugh out loud:
When a fly falls into a cup of coffee:
- Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
- German – tosses out the coffee, carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
- Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
- Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
- Russian – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
- Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
- Hamas Terrorist – blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinians so there will be peace.
Peter
Yup, that's pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteFunny, but still true.
ReplyDeleteNeed to add:
ReplyDeleteIrishman: Pours whiskey into the coffee, makes a toast to the fly and it's health, and swallows the whole thing down in one shot, fly and all.
Best explanation ever!
ReplyDeleteForgot to mention that the American Taxpayer paid well over the odds for the Israeli's coffee and it's a felony in Florida (amongst other places) to refuse to buy the fly from him if he wants to sell it to you. Also while he was drinking your coffee he had the bright idea of selling all your military tech secrets to the Chinese (which he did) along with the fly.
ReplyDeletePretty close to the truth...
ReplyDeleteYOOPER . Pore some beer in the cup so the fly floats to the top. Flip the fly out, drink the coffee-beer blend and sing "It's the second week of deer camp'. ----ken
ReplyDeleteFunny because it IS true....
ReplyDeleteThe Texas rancher who made his money the old fashioned way....by the sweat of his brow and hard work, not pump jacks and windmills......anyway he grabs the fly by the back of the neck and tells him.....spit it out right now!
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