The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Tuesday, March 26, 2024
And the winner is...
I'm obliged to Dr. Grumpy for this reminder of what some might consider the world's greatest newspaper headline. Clickit to biggit.
I never have been able to find out the backstory behind the headline . . . can any reader oblige?
There used to be a sunday 'newspaper' in the UK called the News of the World' In the 1970s or 80s, they ran the classic front page headline: "Nudist welfare man's model wife fell for the Chinese hypnotist from the Co-op bacon factory."
Let's have a moment of silence for former New York Post editor Vincent A. Musetto, who penned such classics as "Headless Body in Topless Bar", "Fairy Godfather" (about a gay mafiosi), and "Ho No!" (about NY Gov. Elliot Spitzer's visit to a prostitute).
There used to be a sunday 'newspaper' in the UK called the News of the World' In the 1970s or 80s, they ran the classic front page headline:
ReplyDelete"Nudist welfare man's model wife fell for the Chinese hypnotist from the Co-op bacon factory."
I don't think I want to know any more.
ReplyDeleteI going with "Anus eating virus, 70% fatal, spreading like wildfire!"
ReplyDeleteHere 'tis:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.irishcentral.com/news/woman-in-sumo-wrestler-suit-assaults-ex-girlfriend-after-waving-at-man-dressed-as-snickers-bar-97262439-237701981
Let's have a moment of silence for former New York Post editor Vincent A. Musetto, who penned such classics as "Headless Body in Topless Bar", "Fairy Godfather" (about a gay mafiosi), and "Ho No!" (about NY Gov. Elliot Spitzer's visit to a prostitute).
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Snickers Bars have nuts in them. That would explain a few things in this head line.
ReplyDeleteHeltau