Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Doofus Of The Day #1,114

 

Today's award goes to Artemio Sanchez-Ortega of New Mexico, who decided to demonstrate his burning passion for his former girlfriend literally rather than figuratively.  A full report may be found here, or you can simply watch the video below.




I'm very grateful that there were no casualties among his intended victims.  I hope the police catch him soon, before he has any more bright ideas.  Of course, he could try exercising matchless ingenuity . . .



Peter


6 comments:

  1. I hope he was wearing ear buds and listening to the classic Blue Oyster Cult song, "Burnin' for You." (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4)

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  2. He should have burned to death. Save money on the medical, court and prison system.

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  3. add to reading list-"Fire for Dummies"

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  4. He's just a Hunka Hunka Burnin' love.

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  5. I expect he will be the next AG. Who better to burn the Constitution?

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