The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, July 1, 2024
Memes that made me laugh 216
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
I think the day 12 dollar dessert drinks were accepted as "coffee" something broke in our world. I dunno if it's just the language, or what, but, yeah, a days-worth-of-calories is not "coffee". Coffee is what you drink when you're broke and have more work to do before break time... I know, it's those fucking bints again!
I shouldn't read these at 0545. My neighbors will start to wonder about me. They've put up with my habits as they know I work 3rd shift but I'm usually very quiet upon returning home. Today, I treat them to snorts and belly guffaws. *sigh*
That coffee one is for fancy coffee drinkers as no one orders an americano at Dunkin. Also learned while in Germany last month that milk in coffee is not done after lunch as it hurt digestion. Everyone drinks “espresso” which takes two seconds to drink and shouldn’t be considered a coffee break.
My ex-wife used to work with a guy who would consume at least one, often two, venti ice cream drinks from Starbucks per day—and he wondered why he couldn’t lose weight.
I think the day 12 dollar dessert drinks were accepted as "coffee" something broke in our world.
ReplyDeleteI dunno if it's just the language, or what, but, yeah, a days-worth-of-calories is not "coffee". Coffee is what you drink when you're broke and have more work to do before break time...
I know, it's those fucking bints again!
I shouldn't read these at 0545. My neighbors will start to wonder about me. They've put up with my habits as they know I work 3rd shift but I'm usually very quiet upon returning home. Today, I treat them to snorts and belly guffaws. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't think most people realize how many calories are in cream and half-and-half.
ReplyDeleteThat coffee one is for fancy coffee drinkers as no one orders an americano at Dunkin. Also learned while in Germany last month that milk in coffee is not done after lunch as it hurt digestion. Everyone drinks “espresso” which takes two seconds to drink and shouldn’t be considered a coffee break.
ReplyDeleteYou know the police may actually believe that gentleman when he says, " Officer these are not my pants."
ReplyDeleteOr my shoes
ReplyDeleteThere are only 16 calories in a sugar cube / teaspoon of sugar.
ReplyDeleteMy ex-wife used to work with a guy who would consume at least one, often two, venti ice cream drinks from Starbucks per day—and he wondered why he couldn’t lose weight.
ReplyDeleteThose large americanos have about 10 kcal each. Useless info from having worked SBUX
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