The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, November 11, 2024
Memes that made me laugh 235
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
Two guys go into a bar. One immediately moves towards a beauty at the end of the bar, sitting alone. His friend grabs his sleeve and whispers, "Hey man, you don't have a chance. She's a lesbian." He shoots back, "Give me some room, bud. I got this." As he sidles up to her to start the conversation he says, "Hey, you look familiar. I think I've been to your home country. What part of Lesby are you from?"
I have a bottle of Ouzo from Lesbos... it's one of the better, IMO.
ReplyDeleteTwo guys go into a bar. One immediately moves towards a beauty at the end of the bar, sitting alone. His friend grabs his sleeve and whispers, "Hey man, you don't have a chance. She's a lesbian." He shoots back, "Give me some room, bud. I got this." As he sidles up to her to start the conversation he says, "Hey, you look familiar. I think I've been to your home country. What part of Lesby are you from?"
ReplyDeleteAn Irishman and an Australian walk out of a bar.
ReplyDeleteNo, really, it can happen!