The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Thursday, January 29, 2026
Helpful advice for the Second Coming of the winter storm next weekend
For those in the path of the latest deep freeze:
Given the likely temperatures, one might advise the wearing of underwear irrespective of the wind speed - but that's probably un-Scottish of me, or something like that.
Advisory: Avoid contact with errant bands of roving upside-down umbrellas.
ReplyDeleteClothing is a construct of the white male patriarchy.
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ReplyDeleteA kilt... you could get kilt in it in that sort of weather. Or something valuable could just drop of and I'm not talking about at sporran.
ReplyDeleteLONG underwear, just sayin...
ReplyDeleteSomewhat restrictive!
ReplyDeleteThere is a story about a young UK man consulting his veteran uncle about joining the army. Uncle's advice was
"Join a highland regiment my boy. The kilt is an unrivalled weapon for fornication and diarrhoea"