The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Thursday, September 19, 2019
Heh
Found at Brigid's place, in a collection of funny dog tweets:
My Lady Wife's first cat was named 'Imp' for Improper Indefinite Integral (who's been fixed so she can't have derivatives). Yes, my Lady was a Math major; how could you tell?
I agree, naming a dog after one of those two nutbags would bring bad Karma into the house.
ReplyDeleteDog puns are... cool to talk about. Like getting a 'theme wedding.' Totally cool to talk about. Actually doing it? Not so much.
brought a loud smile out of me.
ReplyDeleteSarah Jessica Parker is the pony's name.
ReplyDeleteEven un-punny dog names can be a minefield.
ReplyDeleteLike that guy in Massachusetts this summer who learned that if you have named your dog "Shark" it is a bad idea to take him to the beach!
Just calling your dog leads to widespread panic.
My Lady Wife's first cat was named 'Imp' for Improper Indefinite Integral (who's been fixed so she can't have derivatives). Yes, my Lady was a Math major; how could you tell?
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