I've seen pumpkin spice coffee, pumpkin spice candy, pumpkin spice scents in just about anything and everything . . . but this is taking it entirely too far!
That's right. Pumpkin (or, rather, Dumpkin) Spice butt wipes!!!
Somehow, I've never come across many "Manly Men" who actually like the scent of pumpkin spice; and I don't think I've ever met anybody, male or female, who actually wants to smell like that. The thought of a pumpkin spice scented butt after an . . . er . . . evacuation does not overcome me with the urge to spend my hard-earned money on it!
Pumpkin spice butt wipes. Has the Apocalypse crept up on us unseen - and, until now, unscented? Is this the much-prophesied Fall of Man (well, the male component of the human race, anyway) as much as the season of the year?
Peter
This product is probably on same shelf as cherry flavored Preparation-H and about as useful
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's a "throw it at the wall and see if it sticks" marketing campaign.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that was an unfortunate phrasing.
LOL
ReplyDeleteI can't think of a better use for pumpkin spice...
ReplyDeleteA couple of years ago, I spotted pumpkin spice flavored dog treats at the local HEB grocery,
ReplyDeleteI think someone is pranking those folks who are all in on pumpkin everything.
ReplyDeleteI can't do pumpkin spice like that. There are only two places I like pumpkin spice -- pumpkin pie and french toast.
ReplyDeletePumpkin spice is delightful in a pie. Otherwise, meh
ReplyDeleteThey're probably not using enough of the spices to actually get any useful effects from the eugenol and related compounds, either.
ReplyDeleteYou can actually do useful things with the stuff in high enough concentration.
What? I've usually carried a small bottle of that stuff as an ethanol-base tincture along on exercises since boot camp. Works as a disinfectant, mild topical analgesic, map marking remover (yes, better than straight alcohol on some kinds of inks) and...
I suppose that is one way to say "You can take your pumpkin spice and...."
ReplyDeletemy wife has a pumpkin spice hand soap in our downstairs bathroom. I use the upstairs.
ReplyDeleteIf it's real, it's a means of "getting the garden to weed itself". If you find yourself in the proximity of a dude who smells like pumpkin spice for no apparent reason, you have just learned, for no effort expended, something significant about him. And you can then act as your conscience dictates on entering into entangling alliances.
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