From a comment over at Virtual Mirage, Larry Lambert's place:
Portland Naked Bicycle Parade:
Seems like a good target for cropdusters full of Nair.
That's an evil thought. That's an evil, evil thought . . . and I like it!
Peter
From a comment over at Virtual Mirage, Larry Lambert's place:
Portland Naked Bicycle Parade:
Seems like a good target for cropdusters full of Nair.
That's an evil thought. That's an evil, evil thought . . . and I like it!
I was thinking tanker trucks full of purple dye
ReplyDeleteStart fires along the route to burn sticks of poison ivy vines. :- /
ReplyDeleteJohn in Indy
The problem with naked events, it has been observed, is that it's never the people you want to see naked participating.
ReplyDeletePeter I support your evil intents with the crop duster. They're practically begging you to arrange for it to happen.
ReplyDeleteIm ok with crop duster. Just the dusting compound needs to be something like gas or napalm
ReplyDeleteI think cropdusters full of itching powder might be more fun...though you wouldn't want people inhaling it....
ReplyDeleteItching powder.
ReplyDeleteItch Powder and leaf blowers
ReplyDeleteBrain bleach might be more appropriate!
ReplyDeleteLawn sprinklers. Just water them down.
ReplyDeleteNothing like bicycling in the nude.
In the fall.
Soaking wet.
"Dress for the body you have, not the body you want."
ReplyDeleteoh to have bicycle chasing alligators.
ReplyDeleteAlligators can attain speeds of 40mph, I doubt most bikers can't attain or maintain that speed...
DeleteJust FYI, crop spraying drones are a thing.
ReplyDeleteI am TBH actually surprised no one has tried spraying protestors with one yet.