From a comment over at Virtual Mirage, Larry Lambert's place:
Portland Naked Bicycle Parade:
Seems like a good target for cropdusters full of Nair.
That's an evil thought. That's an evil, evil thought . . . and I like it!
Peter
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I was thinking tanker trucks full of purple dye
Start fires along the route to burn sticks of poison ivy vines. :- /
John in Indy
The problem with naked events, it has been observed, is that it's never the people you want to see naked participating.
Peter I support your evil intents with the crop duster. They're practically begging you to arrange for it to happen.
Im ok with crop duster. Just the dusting compound needs to be something like gas or napalm
I think cropdusters full of itching powder might be more fun...though you wouldn't want people inhaling it....
Itching powder.
Itch Powder and leaf blowers
Brain bleach might be more appropriate!
Lawn sprinklers. Just water them down.
Nothing like bicycling in the nude.
In the fall.
Soaking wet.
"Dress for the body you have, not the body you want."
oh to have bicycle chasing alligators.
Just FYI, crop spraying drones are a thing.
I am TBH actually surprised no one has tried spraying protestors with one yet.
Alligators can attain speeds of 40mph, I doubt most bikers can't attain or maintain that speed...
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