Seems alcohol and bacon make a dangerous combination.
A [Utah] woman faces arson charges after police say she drunkenly started a fire in her ex-boyfriend's house ...
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When officers arrived, they saw smoke billowing out the front door. Apparently, [Cameo Adawn] Crispi had placed a pound of bacon on a lit burner. In the home, officers discovered hot coals on the floor around an open wood stove and the burned bacon.
Charging documents say Crispi's blood-alcohol level was 0.346, four times the legal limit.
There's more at the link.
They should charge her with wasting valuable bacon while they're at it!
Peter
6 comments:
She burned the bacon? Oh, the horror!
That pound of bacon would have made a dandy BLT. :)
think of how many bullets you could lube with that bacon grease!
From TFA: "... four times the legal limit."
Wait... the legal limit for what? Does Utah have a BAC limit for cooking?
Yeah, written by a professional journalist. Can't expect them to reflect on what their words mean. 'Cause that's just semantics.
She broke in and destroyed a pound of bacon?
That's a very special kind of drunk and crazy.
The loss of the pound of bacon should definitely be "special circumstances".
My brother once inspired a kitchen remodel by passing out drunk on the kitchen table while cooking bacon at 2 am. The firemen were tickled at my father's tirade.
The kitchen did come out nice, though.
Our childhood family dentist confessed to doing the same thing at his home. I submit that this happens more than is commonly believed.
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