A Texas cowboy visiting Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served at the next table?”
The waiter replied, “Ah, senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!”
The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, “What the heck, I’m on vacation here! Bring me an order!”
The waiter replied, “I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day, because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!”
The next morning, the cowboy returned and placed his order. That evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”
The waiter shrugged his shoulders. “Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
Peter
3 comments:
Thanks I needed a laugh.
OMG that one has to be 30 years old at least :-) Does bring back some fond memories of Georoasta Chicken and Wine sitting in the tapas bar.
Preacherman, that's truely awful.
And, so true so much of the time. :-D
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