Sunday, August 3, 2025

Sunday morning music

 

Last week we lost a giant of comedy musical theater.  Mathematician and entertainer Tom Lehrer died at the age of 97.  His obituary (at the previous link) provides many details of his long and varied life;  you can read more here (including that he invented the Jello shot, which is neither musical nor mathematical, but is certainly entertaining!).

I'm sure most of my readers have their own favorite Lehrer tunes.  I've selected a few at random to entertain us, and introduce those who (inexplicably) have never heard of him to his music.  We'll start with my favorite.




At the time of the Second Vatican Council in the 1960's, here's Lehrer's attempt to modernize Church music.




To satisfy wearers of the green, here's his take on an Irish ballad.




And, last but not least, here's an ode to pain (sort of).




Tom Lehrer's mix of talents was perhaps unique in musical history.  God rest him.

Peter


Friday, August 1, 2025

Weapons development: lessons from Ukraine

 

An interview suggests that old-style US defense manufacturers are ignoring lessons from Ukraine in rapid response to battlefield needs and fielding new designs in a hurry.  It's a long interview, with plenty of examples, and contains much food for thought.  Here's a key question and response.


Q: Talk a little bit about developing systems in combat and can you share any real-world examples of weapon systems tested in combat?

A: What is generally happening is that when somebody has an idea or somebody says, ‘Oh, there’s a need we’re going to build to fill it,’ before they ever go anywhere near the Ministry of Defense or anything for purchasing, they are working in tandem with a unit and constantly refining during the build process. And whether it’s refining the hardware, whether it’s refining the software, whatever it may be, all of this stuff is literally being built side-by-side with the military. So by the time it is ready to be purchased, it has already been fully tested. It’s build, test; build, test; build, test. It’s this constant cycle. 

One of the challenges that Ukraine has seen is that a lot of systems that are being sold or are ready for sale, they’ve hit what they’re calling their ready product. However, by the time they bring it to Ukraine, the systems have been closed. They did not build it in an environment that allowed for quick iteration, the fast changes that have to happen. So a lot of the systems that come in from the outside do not work. And it’s not that it’s bad tech in and of itself. It’s just that, and so many of these builds outside of Ukraine, I think, for most people, it’s just utterly unimaginable to build for the electronic warfare and the communications denied environment that exists here.

Q: What lessons does that offer for the U.S. when it comes to a potential conflict in Asia with China and the ability to adapt to what’s happening there? 

A: This is something that I am trying to talk about more, because it is so hard to understand from the outside and there definitely are implications for the United States. There are a couple of things. I think about this in four bullet points of things I really wish that the U.S. understood. 

So one is just truly the speed of iteration that happens here, and it’s both for the software and the hardware. And because you need to be able to adapt to everything that the Russians do – and I guarantee the Chinese would be exactly the same – in terms of the GPS-denied environments, in terms of being able to respond to the electromagnetic warfare that’s going on. You have to start with systems that are adaptable, and that can be changed. And it’s not going back to the factory that the soldiers themselves can do it. So that’s the iteration part. 

The second thing is, like you said, just the production, the scale of this stuff. Everything that the Ukrainians are using, for the most part, you know, the FPVs, maybe run $500 to $1,000, at most, if they’ve got really sophisticated components like nighttime cameras or something like that. The bigger fixed wings, maybe $10,000, though some of them are $30,000, but you know, those are even bumping up against the high point. And if you think about the scale, we’re talking about millions and millions of drones that are out there that are being used. You can’t have drones that are costing you $100,000, $200,000 a pop. 

So the third point is price. It’s the kind of production and the mass production, and also the price point that balances in that is extremely important. 

And then the fourth point is really the whole procurement process. And this is not in the hands of the producers or anything. I mean, this sits with congressional committees. It sits with the budgeting process. It sits with the Department of Defense in terms of how they’re going to buy things. But the traditional cycle for the DoD to be able to incorporate new technology is not speedy. It is not fast. It can take years. And even, like with Anduril and some of these new ones coming out, this is still not a super speedy cycle. The Ukrainians have done a couple of things that have just sort of been extraordinary and that I know can’t necessarily be reproduced exactly. But Ukraine completely revamped its official MoD procurement cycle, and it’s now down to three to four months. So once there is a product that has been battle tested, that they have proof from commanders out in the field that it works, they can now actually do procurement within about three months. The other thing is that they have given individual units – companies and battalions – their own budgets to be able to buy directly from an approved list of vendors that have already been put into the ecosystem. This speeds up the process because there’s no procurement in there. It’s a transaction that happens very, very quickly.


There's much more at the link.  Highly recommended reading.

I'm particularly interested because in South Africa, during its long border war, weapons development was often inspired by soldiers talking to friends in small companies, putting ideas into practical form, and then testing, improving and developing them into a combat-ready product.  Some of the most effective weapons systems got their start that way, at grass-roots level, just as some of Ukraine's most effective drones have done.

(Of course, sometimes the inexperience of developers and manufacturers caused hiccups in the process.  A very effective armored personnel carrier was developed as an independent design, and a small engineering firm got the contract to produce two full-scale prototypes for military testing.  They were supplied with special armor steel plates to build them.  Unfortunately, their workers somehow mixed up the steel plates, so when the first prototype was tested against standard enemy weapons and ammunition, they penetrated the bodywork without any difficulty.  The firm had to pay for a replacement set of steel panels and build another prototype for testing, which almost bankrupted it - although the vehicle did make it into production, and served very successfully.  A rueful engineer who told me the tale commented that, somewhere out there on an African farm, the farmer had trailers to tow behind his tractors that were as bullet-proof and landmine-proof as a trailer could get, because that's where the first consignment of armor steel plates ended up!)

I foresaw this problem with US drone development and production in a recent article in these pages.  This interview reinforces my perspective on the problem.  I wonder if the US defense establishment is able - or even willing - to loosen its death grip on procurement, to make room for this sort of innovation and rapid development?

Peter


Did ActBlue use mortgage chicanery to disguise money laundering?

 

If a newly released report is correct, that may be the case.  For those who don't know it, ActBlue is a major fund-raising operation of and for the Democratic Party, claiming to have raised up to $16 billion since its establishment.  The question now becomes, where did at least some of that $16 billion come from?

It looks (at least on the basis of the information released so far) as if hundreds of millions of dollars in vaguely-sourced, unattributed funds was used to finance "mortgages" on properties that were overvalued by dozens or scores of times - and once inside the conventional banking system, those mortgage funds could be recycled and "washed" through entirely legal transactions, benefiting both the progressive left and the suppliers of the funds (who might have been drug cartels, agents for one or more foreign powers, billionaire oligarchs, or whatever).

For example, the report notes:

  • A woman named Regina Wallace-Jones, along with Stefford Jones, presumably her husband, bought [a] home from Clarum Corporation on May 21, 2002, for $689,500.
  • On the same day, Regina Wallace-Jones and Stefford Jones received a $651,600 loan mortgage from Wells Fargo Home Mortgage Inc.
  • Also on that day, Regina Wallace-Jones received (1) a $651,600 loan and (2) a $552,253 loan from Wells Fargo Home Mortgage Inc.
  • Also on that day, the sale price was listed as $68,950,000, with two unlisted sources making additional loans of $10,035,000 and $55,125,000.
  • On May 21, 2002, when Steffond and Regina bought 1257 Runnymede St. from Clarum Corporation, there were five simultaneous filings on the same day, three with identical $689,500 “sale prices,” but with different loan amounts or borrowers, as well as two other wildly different sales prices and loan amounts.
  • On May 21, 2002, the mortgage loan of $10,035,000 versus the listed “sales price” represented “a grossly inflated loan-to-value (LTV) ratio” that appeared to be a “highly likely synthetic debt injection or a placeholder loan.”
  • Then, on December 6, 2002, Regina Wallace-Jones and Stefford Jones received two additional mortgage loans, totaling $551,520 from Wells Fargo Home Mortgage Inc. and $100,350 from Wells Fargo Bank.
  • On December 24, 2004, Steffond Jones and Regina Wallace-Jones got a $160,000 mortgage loan from Wells Fargo Bank, and on January 13, 2005, the couple got a $250,000 mortgage loan from JPMorgan Chase Bank.
  • On July 15, 2015, Steffond Jones appears to have sold the Runnymeade home to himself and his wife using three mortgage loans of (1) $565,000, (2) $74,800, and (3) $565,000, from Wells Fargo Bank.

Put that lot together, and the transactions begin to smell like a very old, very rotten fish, don't they?

As I said, this is very much at an early stage . . . but if further investigation proves the initial report to be accurate, we may be talking about money laundering in the billions, if enough transactions are uncovered.  Is this why ActBlue appeared to go into crisis mode after President Trump was elected?

Pass the popcorn . . .

Peter


Thursday, July 31, 2025

Late start today

 

Working on a couple of issues, so no time to blog today.  Check back tomorrow.  Thanks!

Peter


Wednesday, July 30, 2025

Another illegal alien problem - massive fraud and fiscal abuse

 

Following my thoughts yesterday about the seemingly insoluble illegal alien problem, a report from California illustrated yet another aspect of the issue - namely, deep-rooted corruption and abuse of taxpayer funds.


The entire school board for a Sacramento school that teaches English to adult migrants resigned after a state audit revealed mismanagement, fraud, and illegal use of education funding.

. . .

The auditor’s report alleged that the school board engaged in nepotism in hiring Cameron’s daughter, inflated the number of students to get more funding, purposefully avoided providing financial transparency reports to the state, spent money on repair bills for cars owned by board members, paid for luxury items such as food and travel, approved consulting contracts to friends and family members, modified test results, and committed a slew of other violations.

Some of the fraud concerned admissions to the school. The state charter only allows the school to admit migrants aged 22 and up and who don’t already have high school diplomas. However, the audit found that it was admitting students younger than the target age and also students who already had high school diplomas.

State officials allege these violations occurred to grow the school’s attendance numbers to boost the school’s state funding which was based on average daily attendance and the total number of students enrolled...


There's more at the link.

Understandably, some want to recover all the misused funds from the school.  Needless to say, pro-immigration activists disagree:


Some state officials are demanding that the school repay the $180 million in misused funding, but local activists say that forcing repayment would cause the school to shut down, leaving the hundreds of migrants currently enrolled and many thousands of future enrollees without a means to learn English in the area.


As far as I'm concerned, go ahead and shut it down!  If the school's primary reason for existence was to soak up taxpayer money for the benefit of its limited and privileged constituency, there's no reason whatsoever why that malpractice should continue.  Why reward malfeasance by making it possible for it to continue?

Like so many issues, the presence of illegal aliens has been used as a pretext to divert literally billions of dollars of taxpayer money to non-governmental organizations and activists who've grown fat on it.  They do little or nothing for the people they're supposed to help, instead using the funds to perpetuate well-paid jobs for themselves and build a structure that effectively makes their clients dependent upon them, rather than helping them become independent.

I hope those responsible for this mess in San Francisco go to jail for their crimes.

Peter


I don't want to hear him ask me that, either...

 

From the inimitable Stephan Pastis.  Click the image to be taken to a larger version at the "Pearls Before Swine" Web page.



I think most of us would have to plead guilty to wasting far too much time, and far too much of our lives . . .

Peter


Tuesday, July 29, 2025

Why illegal aliens will keep on coming

 

I've heard and read a lot of comments about the illegal alien problem in the United States.  Many say - and I agree - that they should not be allowed to "invade" this country, and should be deported if they do.  Others argue for a "compassionate" approach, ignoring cultural and other conflicts in the name of a "shared humanity".  Whilst I'm more of a law-and-order guy, I admit they have at least some right on their side, too.

Problem is, both sides ignore the reality that people want to come here, and to European nations, because our way of life is so immeasurably superior to their own that they'll do literally anything to escape here.  For some it's quite literally a matter of life or death.  Three news headlines over the past week should bear this out.  Click any of them to read the related article.


Thirty Days as a Cuban


There are dozens more articles like those every week.  They are the norm in many countries.  People living there want nothing more than to get out of those hellish conditions, and move somewhere that offers them greater opportunity - and they'll risk their lives, if necessary, to get there.  They don't care about laws that supposedly forbid them from doing so.  What has any law ever done for them where they are?  Laws are things you ignore when trying to survive.  Anything goes.

That's why, while I applaud President Trump's efforts to deport as many as possible of those who've entered this country illegally, I also recognize that those efforts are doomed to failure unless and until we figure out some way to lift the standards of living in the rest of the world.  Clearly, we can't do that, or afford to pay for it, ourselves.  It has to start in every country as a grassroots effort;  but in many countries, those in power cling to it illegitimately, and have no objection to killing any upstart politicians, and destroying any political movements, who try to take over.  They'll strangle such a grassroots effort at birth.

Yes, it's a pipe-dream to suggest that we can reform the rest of the world.  We can't.  However, unless and until the rest of the world does become a better place to live, we're going to continue to be overrun by those who are desperate for a future that doesn't exist for them where they are.  No matter how many we deport, they're going to keep on coming . . . and they're going to bring with them the societal and cultural norms that have shaped and formed them.  They may try to fit into our society, but many of them will find it impossible to do so.  They're already set in their ways - and those ways are not, and please God never will be, ours.

The irresistible force meets the immovable object.  That's our real problem - and I don't know that there's a solution, except to continue to roll our Sisyphean immigration rock uphill.  We daren't stop, because if we do, the invasion will resume in full force, and our society, culture and nation will be overrun.  We're going to have to invest time, resources and a whole lot of money to preserve what we have - but is it moral or ethical for us to do so without at the same time trying to assist other nations to improve conditions for their own people, thus reducing our illegal alien problem?

I have no answers.  I can only face reality - and I think that, at present, too many of us are not facing it at all.  "Kick them all out!" ignores the reality that they'll be back, along with a whole bunch of others who are more and more motivated to do so.  To ignore that reality is to live in cloud cuckoo land, an imaginary "reality" that ignores the truth.

If anyone can offer any really viable solutions, I'd love to hear them.

Peter


Tough kid!

 

We've all heard the expression "Man bites dog" as an example of a strange newspaper headline.  Well, how about "Toddler bites snake"?


A toddler in India bit a venomous cobra so hard that he killed it.

Two-year-old Govinda Kumar was playing in his home in Bankatwa, a village in the eastern Indian state of Bihar, when he spotted the three-foot long snake and grabbed it.

The cobra lunged at the child and coiled itself around his tiny hands during the incident on Friday, his relatives said.

But instead of screaming, Govinda put the snake’s head in its mouth and clenched his jaw, Mateshwari Devi, the boy’s grandmother, recounted.

He quickly lost consciousness after ingesting some of the deadly venom, but was treated in hospital and has since been discharged.

The snake died on the spot.


There's more at the link, including photographs.

Given the biblical reputation of serpents, one can only wonder what the snake's explanation was when it reached whatever hereafter is reserved for cobras.  As for the kid . . . I can see a bright future for him as a snake charmer.  His reptiles will be so scared of him they'll do anything to keep him happy!



Peter


Monday, July 28, 2025

Sounds like a public service homicide to me...

 

An Arkansas man is to stand trial after killing the man who, after already being charged for abusing his daughter, apparently kidnapped her and did so again.


According to records obtained by the Arkansas Times, Spencer initially called 911 just after 1 a.m. on October 8, 2024, to report his 13-year-old daughter missing. Spencer told police he’d been awakened by his dog barking, went to his daughter’s room to check on her and saw she was missing. He said he suspected she was with Fosler, 67, who had been arrested in July and charged with 43 counts, including sexual assault of a minor and internet stalking of a child, related to Fosler’s pursuit of Spencer’s then-13-year-old daughter.

The arrest affidavit for Spencer says he went to look for his daughter and Fosler after calling 911 the first time. The Lonoke County Sheriff’s Office contacted Cabot police to ask them to check a specific address. Prior to hearing back from Cabot police, however, 911 dispatch got a second call from Spencer, who said he had located the “man who kidnapped his daughter” and his daughter, but that Fosler was “dead on the side of the road” and that “he had no choice.”

. . .

On November 27, prosecutors charged Spencer with second-degree murder and commission of a felony with a firearm. That same day, Spencer’s attorneys, Erin Cassinelli and Michael Kaiser, issued a statement calling Spencer “a decorated war hero who protected his country and a loving father whose heroic actions protected his family.” They said Fosler “repeatedly violated his child” and “kidnapped her in the dark of night to continue his assaults on her.”

The statement criticized prosecutors for bringing charges against Spencer at all, accused prosecutors of “perpetuating these horrors instead of protecting legitimate victims and punishing true criminal offenders,” and thanked those who had “voiced their outrage over the treatment Aaron, his child, and the rest of his family had suffered.”


There's more at the link.

Based on the evidence available so far, if I were a member of the jury at Mr. Spencer's trial, I'd be voting him "not guilty" before the trial began!  Sure, he did it, and he admits he did it, but there appears to have been more than enough moral and ethical reason for his actions.  Sometimes jury nullification is the only appropriate response to a letter-of-the-law "crime".

The organization Gun Owners of Arkansas has a legal defense fund that's contributing to Mr. Spencer's case, and they've arranged for his legal representation.  I'll be contributing to it, and I hope my readers will consider doing the same.  At the link, you can read more about the case from Mr. Spencer's wife, Heather.

Peter


Memes that made me laugh 271

 

Gathered from around the Internet over the past week.  Click any image for a larger view.











Sunday, July 27, 2025

Sunday morning music

 

I came across an article at the BBC's Web site discussing the dying art of making the santoor or santur, a traditional Persian string percussion instrument (not to be confused with the similar Indian santoor, which has a different design).  The article is very interesting, and I recommend you click over there and read it for yourself.

Having read it, I wanted to hear what the santur sounded like;  so I turned to YouTube, and found quite a lot of material there.  Here, in no particular order, are three pieces for the instrument and accompanists.








An interesting excursion into a musical tradition that's wholly new to me.  You'll find many more pieces on YouTube.

Peter


Friday, July 25, 2025

Murphy is a weather law in Texas

 

Texas weather is . . . unpredictable.  From the Iowa Park Journal this week:



They planned their roof renovation on the basis of a clear weather forecast.  Had they never heard of Murphy's Law???



Peter


How to groom your dog (sort of)

 

Daddybear, also known as our online and meatspace buddy Tom Rogneby, has published a helpful guide to washing your Labrador retriever.  It's packed full of helpful advice.  For example:


2.  Barricade the gate to the deck stairs. This is crucial. It is amazing how agile a 13 year old lab is when he doesn’t want to do something, and he’ll do a stutter step that will bring a tear to Jerry Rice’s eye and squirt right past you and down into the mud puddle that is your back yard.

6.  Get your hose and start soaking the lab as best you can. Labs have, on average, 13.72 separate layers of fur, so this is going to take a bit.

  • Side note – Labrador Retrievers, as a breed, were created for fishing and duck hunting, both of which require the dog to plunge into icy cold water. It can surprise the new dog washer to learn that labs can have that sort of fortitude, but are absolutely against the idea of cold hose water being applied to their person.

8.  Once the wet dog is thoroughly coated in suds, get your hands into a ‘claw’ configuration and proceed to scrub the everliving whey out of that hound’s fur. You’re trying to scrub soap down into all of those layers of hair, so you might have to be a bit more aggressive. Take frequent breaks to flip handfuls of sudsy fur into the yard. The pile you make will survive several thunderstorms, but will be prized by the local gopher population as they soundproof their latest tunnel under your air conditioning unit.

  • A side benefit to this activity is that it gets in your cardio for the day. Not only will you be bent over, vigorously moving your upper extremities repeatedly, but you’ll also be wrestling with a sopping wet dog that thinks you’re playing with him. At some point in this process, there will likely be as much suds on you as there is on the dog.


There's much more at the link.

Having grown up with a golden Labrador retriever, and owned another one during my last years in South Africa, I can attest to the truth of Tom's testimony.  Both dogs would happily run and play in the surf at the beach, or in a stream in the mountains, or even run outside in heavy rain - but if you so much as reached for a bucket, their warning antennae kicked in, and they'd do a Houdini every time you tried to corral them for washing.

The only dog I knew who really liked being washed was a huge cross between a St. Bernard and another big breed, possibly a Great Dane.  He weighed 140 pounds, and his shoulders were at waist height on even tall men.  He had some sort of irritating skin condition, which plagued him particularly in the summer months;  so if you appeared with a bucket, shampoo and a hosepipe, he'd eagerly run to meet you and submit to your ministrations with every sign of pleasure.  A dog that big sure gave us a run for our money to get him clean.

Peter


A kleptomaniac Reynard?

 

I had to smile at this report from Wyoming.


At least one fox has been stealing shoes from campers in Grand Teton National Park, so far racking up a score of at least 32 shoes absconded with. 

It’s become such a problem that the sly fox has become the park’s “most wanted” criminal.

There might be more than one fox involved — a vulpine shoe theft ring, if you will.

Wildlife experts aren’t sure why the fox or foxes decided to start making off with shoes from the Lizard Creek campground. It could be because the furry bandits like their scent, even though humans find stinky shoes repugnant. 

Or, it could be out of curiosity with a touch of mischief.


There's more at the link.

It's odd how animals can develop a taste, or desire, for human artifacts.  Crows and magpies are renowned for picking up small, shiny things, and even giving them as gifts to humans in exchange for food.  Dogs will chew on their owner's shoes, cats will collect and hide small things, and so on.

In Africa, one of the oddest lessons I learned is that one should not carry a bush knife with either a leather-wrapped hilt (as in the famous Marine Corps KA-BAR knife) or a soft wood hilt that can absorb liquids and odor.  If one uses it to clean, skin and joint an animal, blood will impregnate the hilt, which will retain that scent.  Scavengers such as hyenas can scent that from a surprisingly long distance, and will raid your camp site at night while everyone's asleep, picking up the alluringly smelly knife and taking it with them.  If you find it again, the hilt will be chewed to shreds.

The footsy fox in Wyoming makes me wonder what future archaeologists will think, if they excavate its den and find it packed from top to bottom with single shoes, all of different sizes and designs . . .



Peter


Thursday, July 24, 2025

Pseudo-German, computer edition

 

Following this morning's first post, I remembered a "warning" that was often found in the coffee room used by mainframe computer operators back in the 1960's and 1970's.  It was very apt at the time, because it warned of something that many visitors actually did when they were allowed into those hallowed portals.  I was a computer operator way back when, and remember it well.  I think you can translate it without assistance.


Achtung! Alles Lookenspeepers!

Das computermaschine ist nicht fĂĽr gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzundsparken. Ist nicht fĂĽr gewerken bei das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das cottenpicken hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.


The term "blinkenlights" became computer shorthand for quite a while, until computers progressed to the point that flashing lights on the console were replaced by lines of text on a monitor.  Example, courtesy of Wikipedia:



Those were the days when a computer program might contain several thousand lines of code, each entered onto its own punched card.  They were carried in boxes, and careful programmers made sure to number each card in numerical sequence, in case accidents happened - which they did, from time to time.  If you want to see a computer programmer cry, tell him the operator dropped his boxes of program cards on the stairs while running down to the computer room, and he's going to have to sort seven thousand-odd cards back into the correct order before you can run his program.  If he'd failed to number the cards, you might need to call the suicide prevention team and have them on standby before you told him the good (?) news . . .

Ah, yes.  Memories!

Peter


Germany "streamlines" its armed forces with an unpronounceable law

 

I had to laugh at this headline:


Germany passes ‘Bundeswehrbeschaffungsbeschleunigungsgesetz’ law to streamline army

Ironically, the law, which is supposed to make life easier for defence contractors and trade negotiators, is one of the longest words in the German language and difficult to pronounce.

. . .

Running at 43 letters long, Bundeswehrbeschaffungsbeschleunigungsgesetz is one of the longest words in German.

Germany is no stranger to having very long names for laws and business regulations, such as “Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz,” an archaic rule about beef standards which was once the longest German word.

The longest official German word, at 72 letters, is “Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft”, referring to a trade association for steamboats.


There's more at the link addressing Germany's military purchasing reforms (as opposed to its grammar and vocabulary, which could probably use some streamlining too).  Meanwhile, if Russia tries to sabotage Germany's military buildup, as it's been doing to its efforts to interrupt the supply of weapons to Ukraine, it now has a new problem:  how can it tell its saboteurs to target something they can't pronounce???

Growing up in South Africa, where the Afrikaans language is widely used, I'm accustomed to the problem.  Afrikaans is basically a derivative of Dutch as it was spoken during the 17th and 18th centuries, brought to South Africa by the original settlers;  and that, in turn, was a derivative of medieval Germanic languages.  It led to some very long and convoluted words.  Examples:

  • There's a very dry part of the country named Putsonderwater (literally, "hole without water").  However, when a flood came down the Orange River during the 1980's, for a while it became known as Putonderwater (literally, "hole under water"), much to the amusement of everyone except those living there.
  • A famous (and probably exaggerated) tale from colonial days tells of the hunter who managed to kill two Cape buffalo with a single shot from his 4-bore muzzle-loading rifle.  He proposed to immortalize the feat by naming the place where he made the shot "Tweebuffelsmeteenskootmorsdoodgeskietfontein" (meaning, in colloquial translation, "The spring where I killed two buffalo with one shot").  Expressing all that as a single word usually led to hilarity.

I want to see how US defense contractors will go about translating that German word (and all its supporting documentation and vocabulary) into English for their sales staff's attention.  This could be entertaining . . . and tongue-twisting!



Peter


Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Argentina shows the way?

 

All the evidence available so far points to Argentinian president Javier Milei's policies as being a major success story.


Okay, it is still only on a par with Egypt and Suriname. But the credit ratings agency Moody’s this week gave Argentina its second upgrade since its radical libertarian president Javier Milei took power.

It is yet more evidence of the dramatic improvement in the country’s fortunes. Growth has accelerated, inflation is coming under control, rents are falling and its debts are steadily becoming more manageable.

The dire warnings from the economic establishment that Milei’s bold experiment in slashing the burden of the state have been proved woefully wide of the mark.

The only question now is this: when will the rest of the world wake up to the Argentinian miracle?

. . .

One point is surely clear, however: in the 18 months since Milei took office, Argentina’s economy has been transformed.

It has been achieved by radically slashing the size of the state. Promising a “shock therapy” for the economy, the government has laid off more than 50,000 public sector workers, closed or merged more than 100 state departments and agencies, frozen public infrastructure projects, cut energy and transport subsidies, and even returned the state budget to a surplus.

. . .

The bulk of the policy-making and financial establishment still inhabits a mental universe where government spending is what drives growth, where regulation is seen as the key to innovation, where “national champions” are expected to lead new industries, while industrial strategies will pick the winners of the future, and the only role for the private sector is a “partner” for the finance ministry.

. . .

Argentina under Javier Milei is the only major country taking a different path. Perhaps because subsidies, controls and protectionism have turned it into a basket-case, it was ready to try the alternative.

The results are now clear. In reality, open, free markets and a smaller state are the only way to restore growth, and Milei is proving it all over again.

Moody’s and some of the other credit rating agencies have started to notice – and one day perhaps voters and politicians in the rest of the world will notice as well.


There's more at the link.

One sees a similar reaction on the part of the Left to President Trump's financial policies.  All around us, we see financial "experts" and economic "authorities" moan and wail about how things are really terrible, and the economy's bound to implode, and we'll regret voting for an economically illiterate person.  Yet, our own eyes show us that at least some sectors of the economy are improving, and hundreds of thousands of government bureaucrats have been fired, and tariffs are, indeed, increasing US income rather than devastating it.

Personally, I'm looking forward to Act II of the economic roadshow, both in Argentina and in America.  I think it may be a lot more positive than the "experts" would have us believe.

Peter


Heh

 

Hale and Pace were a popular British comedy duo during the 1980's and 1990's.  Here's one of their most popular skits.




I can imagine most guide dogs watching that with a feeling of immense self-satisfaction . . .



Peter


Tuesday, July 22, 2025

How is your medical insurance treating you?

 

I'm sure you've seen headlines like these in recent weeks.


Insurers Request Huge Obamacare Rate Hikes, Many Over 20 Percent

Health Insurers Are Becoming Chronically Uninvestable


They indicate that across the health care industry, costs are becoming unaffordable not only for consumers, but for the insurance providers on whom they rely.

I've noticed a new trend this year.  Previously, I've never been denied a treatment or medication prescribed by a doctor.  This year, I've had four denials, two for medication and two for in-patient hospital treatment.  None were issued directly by my insurer;  they all came from some sort of specialist claims investigation agency employed by my insurer to assess whether the prescribed service(s) and/or medication(s) were "appropriate" or "met clinical guidelines".  This is presumably so that my insurer can claim, "Oh, we didn't deny your treatment - an outside agency did.  It's not our fault!"

I'm told that I'm far from alone in this quandary.  It looks as if anything other than the most basic of medical care is being far more heavily scrutinized, and may be denied.  This is of particular concern to me with some major surgeries pending.  What if they become unaffordable for me, thanks to penny-pinching insurers?

That made me wonder.  What's your experience in recent months, dear readers?  Are you finding it increasingly difficult to get the treatment and/or medication and/or medical services you need?  Are you being fobbed off with excuses?  Please let us know in Comments, so we can assess whether or not this is a common trend.

Thanks.

Peter


Are American motor manufacturers and dealers destroying their own market?

 

Karl Denninger thinks so - and alleges that manufacturers and dealers have effectively conspired to hide the real ongoing cost of their vehicles from purchasers.


I refuse to purchase a vehicle where the "infotainment" screen, if the electronics for it or the screen itself, fails, it is single-sourced at the dealer, it costs $2,000 and the car will not operate reasonably without it because, for example, I cannot select heat, air conditioning and defrost without that screen.

. . .

Likewise manufacturers think they have a right to charge you $300 or more for a key -- why?  Because they have locked up the capacity to reprogram them.  That's unacceptable too; never mind what happens if I lose the key while on vacation?  Now I must be towed to a dealer -- what if the closest one is a hundred miles away?  You think I should pay $300 on top of a $200+ tow charge for a $20 or $50 key?  No.

The manufacturers and dealers both think they are entitled to screw people in short and they've been doing so on an increasing basis for the last couple of decades.

Look at one other example from that video ITSELF: "I have a 2024 Tahoe that won't start because the battery died.  The replacement battery costs $340...."

Ok Mr. Dealer: Why did you suborn the production of a vehicle, and accept it for sale as a dealer, when the battery costs $340?  You know damn well batteries are wear items and the customer will have to change it.  You may think he's stupid but perhaps he thinks that the battery should be $150 tops and it would be if you didn't have all that start-stop and similar crap on the vehicle!  Oh by the way, let me guess -- the system has to be calibrated when its replaced too and you think you have a right to force the customer to do that as well at an additional $100 or more cost without which the car will not start instead of the customer taking 5 minutes to swap it in a WalMart parking lot with a couple of wrenches like is the case for all four vehicles I currently maintain.

"People want reliable transportation they can afford, not $80,000 pickups with features they don't need."

Well then, Mr. Dealer, why did you permit the manufacturers to make the latter rather than the former?

Oh, I know the answer: You believed you were entitled to screw people rather than being in business to serve people with reliable products they want to buy at a rational price with rational operating and servicing costs, not a box full of $10,000 surprises when the transmission or engine blows up three months out of warranty or the "stereo" stops working, its proprietary and cannot be swapped for something else, and because it is tied to essential vehicle functions like the heater, A/C or defroster, forces the customer to pay $2,500 to have to have replaced.  The root of the problem is that you think you are entitled to do that to customers without disclosing it up front because if you had he or she would have never bought the vehicle in the first place and you knew damn well every single vehicle on your lot has those sort of forced and undisclosed costs built into them on purpose.

Why do you think plenty of people call your line of business "stealers" rather than "dealers"?


There's more at the link.  Highly recommended reading.

Here's the video he mentions.  It's well worth watching, and warns that the entire US automotive industry is facing disaster.  If the facts and figures the narrator provides are correct . . . he's not wrong.




Food for thought, particularly if you're considering the purchase of a new or used vehicle anytime soon.

Peter


Monday, July 21, 2025

Sunday, July 20, 2025

Sunday morning music

 

Back in 1941, during the Second World War, a film was released in Britain titled Dangerous Moonlight (in the USA, it was renamed Suicide Squadron).  In an effort to set the mood for the film, particularly in the context of the ongoing war, Richard Addinsell composed what became known as the Warsaw Concerto.  It had an enormous impact, selling millions of records, and remains popular to this day.  Wikipedia notes that "One commentator has suggested that the Warsaw Concerto is the most significant instrumental work written in Britain during the war, still conjuring up a time and place better than any other piece."

The backstory to the music is very interesting in itself;  you'll find it in Wikipedia, and I hope you'll click over there and read it.  Here's the best performance I've been able to find of the piece on YouTube.




My parents, both of whom lived through World War II, remembered the piece with great affection.  To them, it summed up the emotions of the fight against Nazi Germany.

Peter


Friday, July 18, 2025

Sorry, but life's like that...

 

Stefan Pastis draws another great cartoon.  Click on the image to be taken to a larger version at the "Pearls Before Swine" Web page.



Blame, guilt, whatever . . . there's plenty to go around, for all to share.  Fortunately, there are good things to share as well, otherwise we'd never get out of the moral morass!

Peter


A "long drop" indeed!

 

In Africa, when one digs a latrine for use in the bush, there are different ways of going about it.  A "scrape" is literally that - scrape away the surface dirt, do your business, and cover it with the dirt you'd previously removed.  If you're planning a longer stay (e.g. overnight), or if multiple people want to use the same facilities, a "short drop" is called for - digging a hole a foot or two deep, using it (with each successive user scooping a little dirt over his or her "deposit" to control odors), and then filling it in before departure next day.  A "long drop" is for longer-term use, several days or weeks in the same camp.  A hole is dug at least four or five feet deep, sometimes more, depending on whether the soil is firm enough not to collapse into the cavity.  It's often surrounded by a thatch shield, so that ladies can use it in greater privacy.

(I could tell a rather embarrassing story against myself involving a long drop, a snake, and a double-barreled 12ga. shotgun . . . but I shall refrain.  Ahem.)

At any rate, it seems an unfortunate resident of Mumbai in India inadvertently discovered another meaning to a "long drop".  In fact, it's probably the longest drop of all . . .


A 52-year-old man with an upset stomach died after falling from the 18th floor of a building in Mumbai on Sunday while defecating from the edge of a shaft, an official said.

The incident occurred at the 18-storey Matoshree Sadan building, Wadala, in central Mumbai, said the official from RAK Marg police station.

The man, a resident of the high-rise, had been suffering from dysentery for the past few days.

"The victim, who was jobless, lived with his sister on the 18th floor. Someone was using the toilet in their house when he lost control of his bowels and rushed outside," an official said.

He sat to defecate on the edge of a shaft near a lift but lost his balance and plunged into a pit on the ground floor, the official said.


There's more at the link.

A tragic situation, and I'm sure his family is devastated . . . but I can already hear the jokes around campfires the length and breadth of Africa!  Unfortunately, Indians are not popular in Africa because they run many of the local stores that are regarded as interlopers and profiteers, so the jokes will be rather barbed.

Peter


Thursday, July 17, 2025

What type of buffet eater are you?

 

I had to laugh at the types of buffet eater identified in this article - particularly when I resembled more than one of them!


The heels are high, the tie knots Windsor, the conversation genteel and nobody has yet started to worry about the babysitter. The wedding reception is going smoothly. But there’s a beast behind the nearby sneeze guards. And, when it’s set loose, the atmosphere changes.

It’s the same at golf-club socials, corporate away-days and resort hotels – because when you put Britons and a buffet in the same room, human behaviour turns from pristine to primitive before you can say “cocktail sausage”.

We’re different from many European countries when it comes to communal feeding. Picture the aperitivo spread in a Milan bar: exquisitely made snacks – arancini, tramezzini, bruschetta – to place, one by one, beside your cocktail glass. This could never work in Britain: too many of us would sweep an armful of goodies into a carrier bag and leg it.

Here, it’s less “eat as much as you like” and more “eat as much as you can before gout kicks in”. So what do our dining habits say about us?


There's more at the link.

The article identifies seven types of buffet eater.  The descriptions are often funny, but also a bit uncomfortable when one looks at oneself through their lens and realizes that at least some of their traits can be identified in our own behavior.  Humbling, as well as amusing.

Peter


Well, it's true, isn't it?

 

The more secular among us will probably disagree, of course, but when push comes to shove, it's hard to fault the logic of this meme, whether based on religion or anything else.





Peter


Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Aid is supposed to make people independent - not trapped like this!

 

This news report shows precisely why aid given at any level - person to person, organization to organization, nation to nation, whatever - is supposed to give people a hand up, not a hand out.


Phay is among millions across Africa who have seen their lives upended after the U.S. aid cuts. In Liberia, the American support made up almost 2.6% of the gross national income, the highest percentage anywhere in the world, according to the Center for Global Development.

“The impact of USAID in Liberia cannot be overstated,” said Richlue O. Burphy, who worked for USAID projects for over a decade and manages the National Lottery, a government body. “Everywhere you go, you see the USAID (signs). And almost all the government institutions ... had some kind of USAID partnership.”

The sense of betrayal runs deep in Liberia ... Following civil wars and an Ebola epidemic, Liberia’s survival has depended largely on foreign aid, mainly from the U.S. and the World Bank. Despite abundant natural wealth, six out of 10 Liberians live in poverty, according to the World Bank, and Liberia is among the world’s 10 poorest nations.


There's more at the link.

I'm very sorry for the people of Liberia, and for their suffering (and yes, it really is suffering) brought on by the sudden removal of the aid on which they've relied for so long.  However, the reality of Liberia (which can be confirmed by anyone who's been there for long - and yes, I've been there) is very simple:

  • Aid arrives from international sources.
  • At least half of it, and often two-thirds to three-quarters, is promptly stolen or misused by government ministers, bureaucrats, and corrupt businessmen.
  • The remainder trickles down to the people in the form, not of money, but of things they need, for much of which they have to pay up front, even though aid is supposed to be free of charge to them.
This is the norm in Liberia, as it is in many parts of Africa.  A few corrupt, venal leaders soak up almost all the aid, and deliver very little to their people.

By continuing to provide aid under such circumstances for so long, the USA and other donors have effectively allowed the corruption to be perpetuated.  If you wonder why Liberia can't provide medication, etc. from its own resources, it's because those same corrupt leaders who stole most of the foreign aid are doing the same thing with the nation's tax and tariff income.  They don't care whether their people are suffering.  They have their standard of living to maintain - and that's far more important than helping their people stay alive and healthy.  Their people see only pennies on the dollar of the nation's income.

That's the simple, honest truth about why Liberia is experiencing these problems . . . but it doesn't fit the politically correct line that all its troubles are the fault of President Trump for ending USAID, so the truth will never be found in the mainstream media.




Peter


Say goodbye to France...

 

... because if this decision is sustained, what's left of French culture is about to be swamped by jihadist extremism.


All Palestinians living in the Gaza Strip will be eligible for the first time to apply for asylum in France, a court ruled on Friday.

Deciding on a case brought by a Palestinian mother seeking asylum in the wake of the Islamist Hamas October 7th terror attacks on Israel, France’s National Court of Asylum (CNDA) ruled in her favour given the “war methods” of the Israeli Defence Forces in Gaza, which the court found were “serious enough to be regarded as methods of persecution.”

The decision overturned a previous rejection from the French Office for the Protection of Refugees and Stateless Effrusion (OFPRA) in November, which noted that the Palestinian woman was not specifically being “persecuted” and therefore could only be eligible for “subsidiary protection”, a lesser form of asylum which only allows for a four-year temporary residence permit rather than the ten years of protection guaranteed to refugees.

The case paved the way for the CNDA to declare that all Palestinians living in Gaza should be entitled to asylum protection in France.


There's more at the link.

I can't blame the Gazans for wanting to be somewhere - anywhere! - else, just as I can't blame poverty-stricken South Americans and Africans with no prospects for any sort of meaningful future wanting to come to the USA to find work and new opportunities.  The problem is, no nation can sustain itself - its own culture, its own nationality - when it allows other cultures and nationalities to swamp its own.

I do believe that any wealthier nation should be willing to help poorer nations, and richer societies should do likewise for poorer ones.  However, that does not mean that richer nations and societies should commit cultural, religious, economic, or any other form of suicide by helping others to such an extent that they destroy themselves.  We can help refugees, and those in need, by sending aid to their own countries, and/or to refugee camps across the border in neighboring nations.  There is no need, and no logical or rational justification, for allowing them to walk across multiple borders and cross multiple nations to reach our territory, and settle here.

The parable of the Good Samaritan is a worthwhile example.  The Good Samaritan provided medical help, accommodation, etc. to the injured man, at or near the scene of the crime.  He did not take the victim back to his own country and put him up in his own village, or his own house.  The former is the sort of aid and assistance I think we should all be willing to provide, within the limits of our own capacity to do so.  France could do the same for the citizens of Gaza by providing aid within the territory, or just outside it in the Sinai Peninsula.  It does not have to bring all Gazans to France to provide help, just as the USA doesn't need to bring refugees and other victims into or nearer to the USA in order to assist them.

I hope this decision by the Court of Asylum will be overturned.  If it's not . . . visit France while its historic culture and monuments still exist, because I fear they won't be there for much longer.  To see what will replace them, visit any of the Islamic-fundamentalist-dominated banlieues in major French cities.  They're not a pretty sight - in fact, they can be very dangerous when their largely foreign residents decide it's time for another riot.  To see the American equivalents, try the Somali enclaves in Minnesota, or the Muslim enclaves in Michigan.

Peter


Tuesday, July 15, 2025

The old clichés still fit: "Beware used car salesmen and estate agents"

 

I grew up with those warnings ringing in my ears, the more so as I approached an age to leave home and make my own life.  It's been my experience that seven or eight times out of ten, they're right.  I'm sure my readers can tell us whether it's been true for them, too.

The "estate agents" part has been borne out in England yet again by some very shady business practices.  I know we're in America, but I'm sure the same issues crop up here from time to time:  so, in the interests of helping people who may not be aware of them, here's the skinny.


One of the biggest estate agencies in the UK, Connells runs 80 chains with more than 1,200 branches. Our undercover reporter, Lucy Vallance, got a job in Abingdon, Oxfordshire, in an own-brand office.

During her six weeks there in February, she found evidence that the senior branch manager favoured prospective buyers, if they were planning to take out Connells in-house services, like conveyancing or mortgages, because it made more money for the company.

. . .

Panorama also investigated the online estate agency Purplebricks, after we heard concerns it had been trying to attract sellers by overvaluing properties.

Once a customer was signed up, staff then tried to convince them to cut the asking price, earning commission if successful - a former sales negotiator told us. The whistleblower, who worked for the company between June and October 2024, also filmed online meetings for Panorama.


There's more at the link, including details of how the companies manipulated both sellers and buyers.

I recommend reading the whole article, because it exposes much of what goes on behind the scenes at large estate agent businesses.  I'm certain much the same things happen in this country, even though the legal system might call them by different names.  With so much money to be made out of even a single transaction, it's not surprising that agents with . . . er . . . more relaxed moral and ethical standards (to coin a phrase) might reach for every advantage they can, even if that's at their clients' expense.

You won't be surprised to find out that the agencies under investigation "signed up to the Code of Practice for Residential Estate Agents which says: 'You should provide a service to both buyers and sellers consistent with fairness, integrity and best practice'."  Funny how those "Codes of Practice" tend to be honored more in the breach than in the observance, isn't it?

Let me hasten to add that I'm sure there are, indeed, honest and ethical estate agents out there.  I number a couple of them among my friends.  It's just hard to find them without looking very carefully.



Peter


How can we prevent "Drone Dominance" from becoming yet another gold-plated Pentagon folly?

 

I'm sure that by now, most of my readers are aware of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's directive to the US armed forces to expand and enhance their use of drones (i.e. unmanned combat vehicles, aerial or otherwise).  He set three objectives:


Our mission is threefold. First, we will bolster the nascent U.S. drone manufacturing base by approving hundreds of American products for purchase by our military. Leveraging private capital flows that support this industry, our overt preference is to Buy American.

Second, we will power a technological leapfrog, arming our combat units with a variety of low-cost drones made by America’s world-leading engineers and Al experts. Drone dominance is a process race as much as a technological race. Modem battlefield innovation demands a new procurement strategy that fuses manufacturers with our frontline troops.

Finally, we’ll train as we expect to fight. To simulate the modern battlefield, senior officers must overcome the bureaucracy’s instinctive risk-aversion on everything from budgeting to weaponizing and training. Next year I expect to see this capability integrated into all relevant combat training, including force-on-force drone wars.


There's more at the link.

That sounds great . . . but it contains a number of pitfalls that have bedeviled US arms development for decades.  Far too often, designers have "gold-plated" their work, adding in expensive features and capabilities that are not essential to the task originally envisaged.  They protest that they will need such capabilities in the future - but what they're doing is making the base product so expensive it may not be affordable, and so complex that maintenance and training take up far too much time to be operationally effective.  As a case in point, consider that the F-35 has still not been declared fully operationally capable, despite having been launched as the Joint Advanced Strike Technology program in 1993 - almost 32 years ago!

In contrast, I remember South Africa's weapon development programs.  They were run on very tight budgets, to meet clearly defined operational needs, and little or no "gold-plating" was allowed.  A cardinal principle was that any weapon had to be "soldier-proof", because soldiers were guaranteed to break anything that was in the least fragile or delicate.  Wherever possible, the engineers who designed and/or would produce the weapon were expected to actually take pre-production prototypes into the combat zone in northern Namibia and southern Angola, to test them under real combat conditions.  This tended to concentrate their minds wonderfully, and avoided too many esoteric flights of design fantasy.  I had cause to be grateful to those hard-headedly practical engineers on more than one occasion.

"Approving hundreds of American products for purchase by our military" risks buying a lot of stuff that may or may not be needed.  I'm sure that right now, the salespeople at every defense firm in the country are racing to write brochures and produce slick TV ads for their products, in the hope that they can seize part of this spending cornucopia.

As for "a technological leapfrog, arming our combat units with a variety of low-cost drones made by America’s world-leading engineers and Al experts" . . . I distrust that sentence profoundly.  There's an old saying:  "Fast.  Cheap.  Easy.  Pick any two."  A fast technological leapfrog can doubtless be achieved, but it won't be cheap, and it's unlikely to be easy.  Furthermore, America no longer holds the world lead in engineering and AI experts.  Ukraine is probably top dog right now, with Russia not far behind - and they're doing it the South African way, keeping things simple, innovating one step at a time, and making sure that their designs are practical and effective.  A rush to throw money at the problem won't necessarily produce anything better for the USA.

I applaud Mr. Hegseth's enthusiasm for this project, but I think he's expecting a lot more than the US defense industry is capable of delivering at present.  If a boat is "a hole in the water into which one pours money", to quote an old tongue-in-cheek definition, this "drone dominance" project may come to resemble that far more closely than one might wish.

Peter


Monday, July 14, 2025

Doofus Of The Day #1,125

 

Some doofi and their doofidities are so weird, so flatly daft, that it's hard to believe they actually happened.  Today's is one example.  See this video clip on X of a cop who was stopped by two ladies (?) complaining that the illegal drugs they were illegally trying to sell had been stolen by someone else.

What's a poor cop to do???

Verily, the mind doth boggle . . .



Peter