I'm somewhat nonplussed to read that during the funeral of the recently-deceased inventor of Doritos, his product is to be sprinkled over his grave.
With the greatest of respect to the late Mr. Arch West, is this really a good idea? I mean . . . won't it seem corny?
Peter
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That's what happens when one doesn't watch the starch intake!
Doritos should not be taken without a liquid to accompany them.
I volunteer. Send me 3 cases of beer. I'll filter them through my kidneys before sprinkling them on the Doritos in question.
(from 6 feet away. I wouldn't want to disturb the deceased)
Peter, it's way too early for puns. Even a really good one like that.
WV: notchol, as in Notchol Cheese Doritos
I heard he was to have some in the casket accompanying him, as well.
Maybe some omeprazole too, for the creatures eventually present?
Fab comment. Wonderful pun. Thank you.
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