The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
I have a "Home Protected By High-Speed Wireless Device" decal with a symbol of a revolver on my front and back doors. There is no signage about the alarm system. If you put up alarm system signs that tells home invaders what type of system you have, they'll know how to defeat it.
"If you put up alarm system signs..." Yeah, there's that. I'm gradually putting together a mad scientist sort of security system, but I can't seem to find appropriate signage. Calls for something along the lines of "Warning: mad scientist" and a picture of a rampaging giant robot, maybe. (A perimeter alert system that could tell the difference between a deer and an angry mob with pitchforks and torches would be so useful at times.)
7 comments:
The "pre-annoyed" meme hit a little to close to home for comfort!
I think that's a 240V pig; careful what you plug into it.
I have a "Home Protected By High-Speed Wireless Device" decal with a symbol of a revolver on my front and back doors. There is no signage about the alarm system. If you put up alarm system signs that tells home invaders what type of system you have, they'll know how to defeat it.
"If you put up alarm system signs..."
Yeah, there's that. I'm gradually putting together a mad scientist sort of security system, but I can't seem to find appropriate signage. Calls for something along the lines of "Warning: mad scientist" and a picture of a rampaging giant robot, maybe.
(A perimeter alert system that could tell the difference between a deer and an angry mob with pitchforks and torches would be so useful at times.)
As to the mad scientist, a friend of mine had one that said "trespassers will be experimented upon".
John in Indy
Had a landlord one time whose door sign just said "Beware of Pet Snake".
Security systems can be bypassed... except the K9 Security System. I love my dogs...
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