1. If you find an old bottle of Miralax, don't assume that just because it's old, it may not work as well as a fresh product would.
2. Having taken a dose of the old Miralax that morning, don't assume that just because nothing is moving by that evening, it's definitely not working properly.
3. Even though you think the Miralax isn't working properly, don't unthinkingly take two stool softener tablets that same evening to "hurry things along".
4. When you wake earlier than usual next morning, and spend the next half-an-hour or so disgorging quantities of the usual, you have nobody to blame but yourself.
5. When this is repeated later that morning, with even more disgorgement, you still have nobody to blame but yourself.
6. Notwithstanding your despair, don't even think about buying a cork or a plug, because it would probably end up dislodged with about the same chamber pressure as a firearm cartridge (producing equally explosive, albeit less sanitary results).
7. By evening, sad and sore, engrave the memories of this day upon your mind so that you don't do it again!
That is all . . .
Peter
1 comment:
If everything is working fine, don't drink a large glass of prune juice for the hell of it.
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