... here's a short movie for Veterans Day.
Peter
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
I can remember mine, particularly the inordinate care with which we had to make our beds each morning before inspection. Sheets carefully folded and ironed, blankets taut, corners ironed with shaving cream, the whole "package" so tight that the instructor could bounce a coin off it. The slightest imperfection and everything was ripped off and tossed on the floor. "Idle! Do it again - and do it right this time!" In those early days of basic training, we might spend an hour or more at it every morning before the instructors were satisfied.
Despite it being officially forbidden, most of us developed the habit of making our beds as perfectly as possible - helping each other to do so - and then sleeping on the floor underneath our beds, so as not to disturb their pristine inspection-ready status. One of us would keep watch for impromptu inspections during the small hours of the morning, which would always find us practicing drill or doing something militarily educational and/or useful rather than sleeping. I'm sure our instructors knew what we were up to, but if we made them look good to their bosses, they turned a blind eye.
I don't miss those days . . . but I couldn't help smiling, remembering them, as I watched this Japanese bed-making competition.
I could have used their skills during military basic training, that's for sure! I wonder how long it took them to get that good at it? And did they have to suffer punishment PT (or the Japanese equivalent) if they got it wrong?
Peter
I'm sure the modern canvas or suede-style military boot is a lot more comfortable than its older leather counterpart - it certainly looks to be easier on the feet, anyway. Nevertheless, I'm sure many readers share my memories of the older variety . . . and how hard we had to work on them.
South African combat boots were covered in a knobbly finish - I don't know a better way to describe them. To get the toes and heels shining like that, we first had to iron our new boots through a damp cloth to get rid of the knobbles. It took a long time, and one had to be careful not to burn them, because that would never take a shine. Once they were smooth, the long, arduous process of spit-shining them began. It would take at least half-a-dozen sessions to get them shining as they were required to be, probably taking fifteen to twenty minutes each time. Some swore by setting fire to the polish in the tin, so they could smear it on while liquid; others applied a thick layer to the boot and set fire to it there; still others (including yours truly) preferred to do it all by hand and by spit, for fear of the flames ruining the finish.
Equipment varied. Apart from the iron to smooth out the leather, one needed a polishing cloth (a yellow duster worked fine). Many of us (including yours truly) took an old pair of socks, rolled them into a tight ball, and covered them with several layers of women's nylon stockings, to help with the polishing process. After the spit-shine was complete, the nylon ball would help keep the surface shining and clean. It was quite funny to see a group of new recruits visiting the local store and demanding one pair of nylons apiece - "Never mind the size, just nylons!". Some of the salesladies must have wondered . . .
Once the boots were at parade-ground standard, one had to be extraordinarily careful not to scratch or scuff them. Mean-minded NCO's who were annoyed at you, for whatever reason, might tread heavily on them and spin the soles of their boots around on them, not only ruining the finish but also scarring the leather - and that meant a new pair of boots, at your expense, because you could never polish out that sort of damage. If you went on operations, you didn't dare wear your highly polished boots, because they'd never recover from that wear and tear. Most of us glumly paid out of our own pockets to buy a pair of "parade boots", and kept them as pristine as possible. Unfortunately, if you were ordered to parade at short notice, you didn't always have time to swap boots, which led to unfortunate consequences.
In our early uniformed days in particular, our boots could get scuffed and marred simply by the training routine through which we suffered. Not marching in proper step? "You! Troop! See that bush up the hill there? Go and get me a leaf from it!"
Puff, puff, pant, pant . . . "Here's your leaf, Sergeant."
"Wrong leaf! Go back and get the right one!"
Ah, yes . . . seeing that meme brought back all sorts of unpleasant memories! If you never had to go through that ritual, there are videos on YouTube showing how it's done.
Peter
A report at The War Zone brought back many military (and other) memories.
After an extraordinary career spanning more than 80 years of service, and plenty of operational missions, the South African Air Force (SAAF) is preparing to retire its last C-47 Dakotas. Remarkably, the SAAF is moving to discard its C-47s while, at the same time, elsewhere around the globe, turboprop versions of the venerable transport continue to win orders.
The story of the Dakota in SAAF service stretches all the way back to 1943 when the service was fighting in World War Two. Most extraordinary, perhaps, is that among the very last Dakotas operated by the SAAF, most had been delivered during that conflict, having started life as C-47s manufactured for the U.S. Army Air Forces (USAAF).
By June next year the South African Air Force will have been operating C-47 Dakotas continuously for 80 years, albeit much upgraded. Even more astounding is that some airframes still in active service have been there from the start, with the oldest (6825) delivered in Feb 1944.
The SAAF’s Dakota fleet, however, saw its most extensive combat service during the long-running conflict in South West Africa (now known as Namibia) and Angola, supporting South African Defence Force (SADF) units during the so-called Border War between 1966 and 1989. The SADF relied heavily on the Dakota for troop transport, resupply, medical evacuation, paratrooping, and other missions, its importance was heightened by the sanctions on Apartheid South Africa that complicated the procurement of alternative equipment.
By the 1980s, the SAAF operated the largest fleet of Dakotas anywhere in the world — close to 50 in total. However, the demise of minority rule in South Africa, and the end of the Border War, saw the Dakota — and the SAAF more generally — switch increasingly to peacetime missions, especially humanitarian work. At the same time, Dakota squadrons were rationalized, and the fleet was reduced in size.
There's more at the link.
The SAAF's C-47's flew in combat zones many times over the years. They were the primary transport for secondary military air routes in South Africa and then-South West Africa (today Namibia), with C-130's and C-160's handling the busier routes. During the Rhodesian War many SAAF C-47's and Alouette III helicopters were "loaned" to Rhodesia, supplementing that country's small Air Force for "Fireforce" anti-terrorist missions and cross-border operations into Zambia and Mozambique. During South Africa's own Border War in the 1980's they were the shorter-range backbone of air transport operations, including one (shown below) that had an argument with a SA-7 Strela anti-aircraft missile and barely made it back to an airport in time to avoid crashing.
I flew many thousands of miles aboard SAAF C-47's, including one that was so old its logbook recorded it dropping paratroopers at Arnhem in 1944 as part of Operation Market Garden - the so-called "Bridge Too Far" airborne assault. It was in remarkably good shape for an aircraft that had been "rode hard and put away wet" for almost 40 years by the time I flew in it. That particular aircraft is still in service, having been converted to turboprop propulsion along with the SAAF's other surviving C-47's. I also traveled aboard the civilian DC-3 transports of Air Cape, flying along the Garden Route to and from Cape Town. Even in the 1980's, dirt and grass airfields were still in use at some of the small towns there, with no all-weather runways. Things could get bouncy during takeoff and landing, and occasionally the pilot would have to make a couple of low passes to chase a cow or two off the runway before he could land!
The SAAF Museum still has a flying example of the C-47 as built, with its original Pratt & Whitney engines. Here's its C-47 showing off at an air display. It's not a very good video, but it's the best I could find on YouTube.
I wonder what the SAAF will buy to replace its C-47's? There's no doubt that it needs a replacement, both for transport and for coastal maritime reconnaissance (both roles currently filled by the C-47), but the SAAF's aircraft fleet is in very parlous condition at present, with a minimal budget and very few skilled maintainers left to keep it flying. The service is a pale shadow of what it was in the 1980's, when it was undoubtedly the premier air force in sub-Saharan Africa, with skills and operational experience on a par with most NATO air arms.
Despite its age and long overdue need for replacement, it'll be sad to see the last of the SAAF's C-47's take a final bow and retire into history.
Peter
Back in 1988, agreement was reached between the parties to the Tripartite Accord to grant independence to Namibia (previously administered by South Africa under the name South West Africa, under a disputed League of Nations mandate). The United Nations Transition Assistance Group, or UNTAG, was dispatched to Namibia in 1989 to oversee and assist with the transition process. It had a very rocky start, with hostilities flaring up as it was supposed to take over, but once they were suppressed, it began work.
UNTAG rapidly became a figure of fun to many South Africans and Namibians, because it wasn't the world's most militarily efficient force (anything but, in fact!), and many of its units and personnel were clearly not selected from elite fighting formations. Despite its military issues and problems, UNTAG did a reasonably good job at overseeing elections, and Namibia became independent in 1990. However, the military problems were fodder for cartoonists and comedians for many months.
Among them was Leon Schuster, a well-known South African filmmaker and comedian (and the diametric opposite of politically correct). He rapidly produced a movie titled "Oh Schucks, Here Comes UNTAG", situated in the fictitious nation of "Nambabwe", which lampooned the UNTAG forces and prompted much sarcastic amusement among South African audiences. It's not a great film (at best B-movie standard), and the jokes rely on slapstick rather than subtlety, but I nevertheless had a few good laughs when I saw it way back then.
It's been out of circulation for years, but to my pleasure, I discovered that someone recently uploaded it to YouTube. If you want a military-oriented belly-laugh with an African flavor, you could do worse.
Yes, I giggled again at some of the scenes, particularly those dealing with ostriches and rhinoceros horn. Africans will understand.
Peter
(P.S.: Don't believe the Wikipedia figures for the flare-up in hostilities as UNTAG took over, which were suppressed by swift and very vigorous South African military reaction. Casualties numbered in the mid-thousands, not low hundreds, and almost all of them were SWAPO.)
I said it all back in 2010. I referenced that in relation to more modern combat, and the US Navy SEALs, a couple of years later.
I still remember you.
Peter
Following last week's Kipling poem, several readers asked whether he'd written any other verse from the point of view of a veteran remembering his service. Well, yes, he did: and it's a rather good poem, too. Here's "The Return". It's the second-last in a sixteen-poem cycle titled "Service Songs", published in Kipling's collection "The Five Nations" in 1919. It's set at the end of the Second Anglo-Boer War, and written from the perspective of a returning veteran who concludes England was worth his efforts.
(If you have difficulty understanding any of Kipling's terms, some of which he made up himself, the Kipling Society has some useful commentary on the poem.)
Peace is declared, an’ I return
To ’Ackneystadt, but not the same;
Things ’ave transpired which made me learn
The size and meanin’ of the game.
I did no more than others did,
I don’t know where the change began.
I started as a average kid,
I finished as a thinkin’ man.
If England was what England seems,
An’ not the England of our dreams,
But only putty, brass, an’ paint,
’Ow quick we’d drop ’er! But she ain’t!
Before my gappin’ mouth could speak
I ’eard it in my comrade’s tone;
I saw it on my neighbour’s cheek
Before I felt it flush my own.
An’ last it come to me—not pride,
Nor yet conceit, but on the ’ole
(If such a term may be applied),
The makin’s of a bloomin’ soul.
Rivers at night that cluck an’ jeer,
Plains which the moonshine turns to sea,
Mountains which never let you near,
An’ stars to all eternity;
An’ the quick-breathin’ dark that fills
The ’ollows of the wilderness,
When the wind worries through the ’ills—
These may ’ave taught me more or less.
Towns without people, ten times took,
An’ ten times left an’ burned at last;
An’ starvin’ dogs that come to look
For owners when a column passed;
An’ quiet, ’omesick talks between Men,
met by night, you never knew
Until—’is face—by shellfire seen—
Once—an’ struck off. They taught me too.
The day’s lay-out—the mornin’ sun
Beneath your ’at-brim as you sight;
The dinner-’ush from noon till one,
An’ the full roar that lasts till night;
An’ the pore dead that look so old
An’ was so young an hour ago,
An’ legs tied down before they’re cold—
These are the things which make you know.
Also Time runnin’ into years—
A thousand Places left be’ind—
An’ Men from both two ’emispheres
Discussin’ things of every kind;
So much more near than I ’ad known,
So much more great than I ’ad guessed—
An’ me, like all the rest, alone—
But reachin’ out to all the rest!
So ’ath it come to me—not pride,
Nor yet conceit, but on the ’ole
(If such a term may be applied),
The makin’s of a bloomin’ soul.
But now, discharged, I fall away
To do with little things again…
Gawd, ’oo knows all I cannot say,
Look after me in Thamesfontein!
If England was what England seems,
An’ not the England of our dreams,
But only putty, brass, an’ paint,
’Ow quick we’d chuck ’er! But she ain’t!
I think many veterans of a long, hard war - of any nationality, in any war - will instinctively understand that poem. It speaks to the roots of a man.
The sixteen poems of the "Service Songs" cycle conclude with Kipling's famous "Recessional", which he sub-titled "After Queen Victoria's Jubilee". I'm sure many of you know it: but it's always worth re-reading. One of his masterpieces, IMHO. (The Kipling Society has much valuable background information on this poem.)
God of our fathers, known of old,
Lord of our far-flung battle line,
Beneath whose awful hand we hold
Dominion over palm and pine—
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!
The tumult and the shouting dies;
The Captains and the Kings depart;
Still stands Thine ancient sacrifice,
An humble and a contrite heart.
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!
Far-called our navies melt away;
On dune and headland sinks the fire;
Lo, all our pomp of yesterday
Is one with Nineveh and Tyre!
Judge of the Nations, spare us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!
If, drunk with sight of power, we loose
Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe,
Such boastings as the Gentiles use,
Or lesser breeds without the Law—
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!
For heathen heart that puts her trust
In reeking tube and iron shard—
All valiant dust that builds on dust,
And guarding calls not Thee to guard.
For frantic boast and foolish word,
Thy Mercy on Thy People, Lord!Amen.
Peter
My military service was in another uniform, serving another country, on another continent. Nevertheless, I've gained many friends who served in the US armed forces, and who've shared their experiences of military life and combat with me. Turns out most militaries are the same under the skin. Whether it's a US Drill Instructor demanding "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?", or a South African NCO sending me running up a hill to fetch a leaf from a designated bush as punishment for a parade-ground misdemeanor (only to hear him bellow, on my return, "Wrong leaf! Go back and get the right one!"), we've all experienced much the same thing.
On this Veterans Day, may all of you who've served in any military force remember your service with nostalgia as pleasant as possible. If it wasn't pleasant, then be happy you're no longer in uniform! We can all hoist a glass in each other's honor today, and indulge our memories.
For me, today is also Remembrance Day and Armistice Day, both celebrated throughout the former British Empire. I'll be remembering those who died alongside me. There are more than a few of them. (I wrote about Flynn's death ten years ago, if you're interested. In a strange, roundabout sort of way, that memory later had a very profound effect on my marriage, as I related here.)
Peter
Former Squadron Sergeant Major of the Rhodesian Special Air Service is quite a man, and a bit of a legend to say the least. During World War Two, Jock attempted to join the British military but was too young initially. At 18, he joined the British paratroopers prior to D-Day and jumped in to Normandy. On that 6th of June in 1944, Jock saw action fighting the Nazis near the Orn river. He was injured a few weeks later and evacuated back to the UK, later returning to again fight the Germans in Ardennes. Jock was captured by the Nazis and then escaped, again jumping into combat in 1945 in Germany. The good Sergeant Major also has an impressive post-war resume, including operations in Palestine (45-48), Cyprus and Egypt (49-52), as well as Malaysia, Singapore, and Java (52-54).
In 1955, Jock participated in the first Selection course for the Rhodesian SAS. In 1957, Jock took the reins from another notable World War II veteran, Stan Standish, as the Squadron Sergeant Major of C-Squadron, Rhodesian SAS. He remained in Rhodesia until the conclusion of the Bush War, and joined South Africa’s 5 Recce in 1981.
A 90-year-old World War II veteran, who described being a Marine as the “high point” of his life, has been reunited with his M1 Garand rifle after 73 years.
Resident Dick Cowell was 18 and the war was in full swing when he enlisted in the Marine Corps and was handed a uniform, the rifle and some bullets.
The firearm, his sergeant told him, was now his girlfriend, his wife and his friend. He had to take it everywhere with him, he was told. And he should never, ever call it a gun — unless he wanted to stand naked in front of his company. It was a mistake he only made once.
This Veterans Day, the old Marine is reconnecting with the dented, scratched rifle that became his third arm during the war. Today, it’s a historic relic that is bringing his family closer.
“It’s my baby,” Cowell said of the rifle. “I am very appreciative that Richard was able to find it after 73 years.”
. . .
Richard, who lives in Tequesta, spent six months hunting down the rifle after finding a white piece of paper with the word “Springfield” written in cursive followed by the serial number “3594593” in his father’s desk ... A New Jersey gun collector was selling it, and after Richard outbid a tough competitor, the firearm was his.
“The rifle spent two weeks in my room before I gave it to my father,” Richard said. “I couldn’t take my eyes off it. I couldn’t believe it was finally ours.”
In late October, Cowell’s 11-year-old grandson, Tommy, presented him with the rifle. Holding the dark-brown wooden firearm, which weighs nearly 11 pounds, Cowell was flooded with memories of his first day of target practice.
“When I first fired this weapon, I tell you, it was something else,” Cowell said with a grin.
. . .
“(Finding) this rifle opened up an entirely new life for this family,” Richard said, looking at his dad. “My father has remembered things from the ’30s, ’40s, ’50s that we’ve never heard before.”
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
I’ve been annoyed by a great many military SF books that are quite obviously written by people who have no military background themselves (or, if they have some military background, don’t have combat experience). It shows very clearly.
Speaking as a civilian planning to write a book containing lots of WAR and VIOLENCE, what is the most important thing to do to avoid this? What is the most important thing NOT to do?