A tip o' the hat to reader DB for sending the link to this story. Today's award goes to a particularly stupid criminal in Massachusetts.
A 34-year-old man was arrested in the weekend theft of 16 rifles and handguns from a U.S. Army Reserve Center in Massachusetts, federal law enforcement officials said on Thursday.
Morales was linked to the crime by surveillance video, an electronic monitoring bracelet he had been ordered to wear by a court and blood at the scene.
There's more at the link. Bold, underlined text is my emphasis.
Just how dumb a crook do you have to be to commit a crime while wearing a monitoring bracelet that broadcasts your location at all times?