Today's award goes to a hapless goose breeder in China.
A flock of 1,300 geese have been found strolling along an expressway in China.
They were found on the Hubei section of the Erlianhot-Guangzhou expressway.
The owner of the geese said he was trying to herd them to the market instead of using a truck, in order to save money.
He may have been saving money for himself, but he was causing everyone else on the motorway a lot of aggravation! Here's how it looked.
I don't know how US cops would have handled that. Jaywalking is one thing, but goose-walking?