CederQ, who blogs with Phil over at his place, put up a meme this morning. I can't reproduce it here, because it's definitely Not Safe For Work and not family-friendly: here's the link, if you don't mind the risk. Even so, I had to laugh out loud at the caption. It reads, on the top line:
SAYS SHE STRIPS TO FEED HER KIDS
On the bottom line:
GETS MAD WHEN YOU THROW CANNED GOODS AT HER
The captions, combined with the NSFW image, had me laughing out loud.
Seriously, though, I can't tell you how many times, as a pastor and a private individual, I've been asked for help by someone. Almost always, their need is stated to be something physical, like food, a bus ticket, or whatever. However, when I offer to buy them the thing(s) they need, rather than give them money, they get upset with me. It's quite clear they want the money for other things, and I'm the bad guy for "giving them a hard time" by havering about it.
I will admit, I've never tried to throw canned goods at strippers (or anything else, for that matter). I've never even been to a strip show or club. Nevertheless, I'm curious about the ballistics. What size can? What contents? How hard should it be thrown? Answers in Comments, please - but keep it clean!
Peter
3 comments:
I threw a bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil but it bounced right back.
Tuna would be appropriate.
Must it be canned or bottled? Could we throw live mackerel or something more entertaining?
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