The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, October 13, 2025
Memes that made me laugh 281
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
COSTCO; also applies to Sam’s Club. No truer words ever spoken. Especially if wife is with me. She had never been inside either prior to us getting married 25 years ago. It was an OMG moment
The one from Costco also works for Home Depot. I came in here for a 3/8ths bolt. So why do I have this tool kit, a power saw and five gallons of paint?
Nutella. Why waste time and dirty a plate ( with concomitant waste of Nutella ). Just spoon it out of the jar. With a special bent spoon which can reach that stuff tucked away around the upper sides. There must be a name for those inaccessible upper sides. Then use the long finger. Sexy, what?
8 comments:
That last one with the Nutella.....
Thanks for the inspiration!
Stefan v.
I fully believe the Gutenberg toner error truly happened.
TXRed
COSTCO; also applies to Sam’s Club. No truer words ever spoken. Especially if wife is with me. She had never been inside either prior to us getting married 25 years ago. It was an OMG moment
Doesn't matter, Costco, Safeway, whatever. "Find what you needed?"
"Yes, we got 6 of the 2 things on our list."
Worse is when we got 6 things, but missed 1 of the 2 things on the list.
maybe once have i gotten out of Sams club for under
$300
I stole the fifth one and sent it to my daughter.
The one from Costco also works for Home Depot. I came in here for a 3/8ths bolt. So why do I have this tool kit, a power saw and five gallons of paint?
Nutella. Why waste time and dirty a plate ( with concomitant waste of Nutella ). Just spoon it out of the jar. With a special bent spoon which can reach that stuff tucked away around the upper sides. There must be a name for those inaccessible upper sides. Then use the long finger. Sexy, what?
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