Thursday, July 16, 2026

A Texas cathedral???

 

I had to laugh at Japanese visitor Nobunaga's description of his first time at a Buc-ee's gas station.  A couple of excerpts:


I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

. . .

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.


There's more at the link.  Go read the whole thing.  You'll smile.

I was delighted to find that Nobunaga has compiled about 100 of his "discovering America" posts into a book, "A Samurai Loose in Modern America".



The blurb reads:


All of it. One samurai, one impossible year, one hundred field reports.

This is the complete collection: every dispatch from a man who woke up in modern America in full armor and decided to treat all of it as real. The free chips. The bottomless soda. The neighbors who will not let him pay. The stadium that adopts him in six seconds. The nurse named Brenda who undoes eight hundred years of his philosophy with a juice box.

The table, the counter, the street, and the crowd, gathered in one volume, each of the hundred stories now closing with a note from the samurai himself, written afterward, reporting how far the misunderstanding has been allowed to go.

He came to understand America. He failed, completely, and the failing is the book. He gets the small things wrong with total conviction and the large thing right by accident: that the only law of this country is that no one is ever unkind.

A hundred stories. Pull up a chair. The chips are free, apparently bottomless, and he intends to honor all of them.


It's free to read on Kindle Unlimited.  I think I'm going to enjoy it.

(BTW, Nobunaga isn't alone in his bemused wonder at Buc-ee's.  YouTube has a range of videos showing the reaction of World Cup visitors to the gas station, which they appear to treat more as a tourist attraction than anything else.  Go watch a few and have fun with them.)

Peter


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was a humorous description of a visit to Buc-ees. I used to visit the store along 59 on the way to Houston (Wharton ?) and it was a pleasant experience stopping by to visit and shop the store. My kids loved it and my wife and I had to restrain ourselves from purchasing too much jerky (is that real ?) or some of the candies available there. Buc-ees is a Texas institution now.

Thanks for the snips of the comments above.

Peripatetic Engineer said...

They have never been to a gas station in Finland. I went to a family reunion in the ABC in Alavus, Finland. Full buffet line with a dining room.

lynn said...

Ok, that is both true and funny.

Old NFO said...

Snerk... it's Buc-ee's... Texas sized convenience store for the win!

LL said...

I selected it for reading on K-Unlimited and know that I will enjoy it. Yes, it's a problem if you feel obligated to eat your way to the bottom of a bottomless bowl of chips and salsa and drink your way to the end of free refills of the beverage of your choice. Buc-ee's crowds are intimidating as is the cathedral-like restroom. And the jerky is quite good.

Ed Bonderenka said...

My sis-in-law (a sister to me) went to Texas to support her daughter (a daughter to me) and took a job and Buc-ee's maybe 10-15 years ago and she loved working there!
We'd get reports.

Don Curton said...

While Buc-ees is good, especially while traveling, the truth is there are better places. If you're a native, you know not to get smoked brisket BBQ from there, because there's always a better BBQ joint just a few minutes down the road. And I love their breakfast sandwiches, but again there's usually a place a few minutes away with something better. But you gotta know the area first. When traveling, we rely on Buc-ees just for the convenience. When home, I rarely go to one cause I know better places.