Today's award goes to an aircraft tug operator in Mexico City.
An Interjet Sukhoi Superjet 100 hit an airbridge at Mexico City International airport on 25 October while being towed.
Photos posted on Twitter show damage to the aircraft's nose after it was wedged under an airbridge.
There's more at the link.
How, precisely, does one tow a bloody great airliner smack into the side of an airbridge? It's not as if either of them was too small to be noticed, is it?
As Miss D. said when she saw the picture, "That won't buff out . . . "