Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Doofus Of The Day #730


Courtesy of a link provided by Australian reader Snoggeramus, our winner today is from Colombia.

A Colombian man has had his penis amputated by doctors after he “intentionally” took too much Viagra, reportedly in an attempt to impress his new girlfriend with his sexual prowess.

Gentil Ramírez Polanía then suffered an erection for several days, going to a nearby hospital after complaining about the pain, local newspaper La Nacion reports.

Doctors found the 66-year-old farmer’s penis to be inflamed, fractured and showing signs of gangrene.

In an effort to stop the gangrene from spreading to the rest of the man’s body, doctors say they had no option but to remove the man’s penis.

There's more at the link.

Y'know, just reading that, my nether regions tried to withdraw themselves into my lower body cavity, wincing as they went.  Talk about "the most unkindest cut of all"!





Peter

7 comments:

Sunnybrook Farm said...

Hard times are over for him.

Flier389 said...

OUCH!!

BobF said...

I got the feeling I get when I peer over the edge of a cliff.

Evyl Robot Michael said...

He won't be doing that again.

Roger Ritter said...

That's a phrase you never want to hear: "penis showing signs of gangrene"!

Will said...

When the makers warn you that a 4 HOUR erection is cause for a hospital visit...

Anonymous said...

Ulp. I don't even have a penis and I'm still crossing my legs and wincing.

LittleRed1