Friday, December 6, 2024

Seaweed underwear???

 

This report from the BBC raised my eyebrows.




It sounded too good to be true, and a manufacturer's Web site is even more so.  I fail to understand how seaweed can continue to provide "natural" benefits after being so unnaturally processed, pulled, poked, prodded and shredded into something it was never designed to be.  However . . . what do I know?

If this trend continues, I can see all sorts of locavore-style clothing options.  Live in the south-eastern US?  How about kudzu underwear?  In Texas, how about mesquite unmentionables?  In the southwestern US, how about cholla?  (Minus the prickles, of course!)

Any other suggestions, readers?

Peter


26 comments:

Tsgt Joe said...

Bought some undershorts last year supposedly made from bamboo. I cant report on their comfort since they were a bit too small.

Anonymous said...

I know you're joking, but rayon made from bamboo already exists, and it makes good bedsheets.

Judy said...

How about corn shuck unmentionables for all those farmers?

Anonymous said...

We have a lot of tumble weeds and dandelions. I'm willing to send you some if you want to experiment wearing them.

Exile1981

Old NFO said...

Ummm... marketing???

Jim said...

Lots of poison ivy around here. I doubt it would make good underwear.

Eaton Rapids Joe said...

Fig leaves?

MN Steel said...

Bet not many know wood fibers (especially lignin) are being used in clothing.

Kind of a bit more work to harvest seaweed in the bays and oceans than it is to use a processor and forwarder to cut and stack for a truck to bring to a mill.

Last year sucked, but the swamps are freezing up nicely to catch up a bit on the last few volcano-affected warm winters.

CT Ginger said...

We grow broadleaf and shade tobacco here in Connecticut. Perhaps a workable garment could be put together with some maple syrup, also a local product.

Anonymous said...

Only if you are a masochist, or have a different kind of fig tree than my grandparents had. Those fig leaves had little needles, like nettles, and make you itch when you brushed against them. No thanks, really.

TXRed

Anonymous said...

At least nobody mentioned crabs.

Oops.

Anonymous said...

Grass skirts.
Coconut shell bras.
All been done before

Anonymous said...

Might trigger latex allergies

Anonymous said...

If you went to bed in kudzu underwear, you'd probably awaken in kudzu coveralls.
--Tennessee Budd

LB said...

From the Pacific Northwest, how about pinecone and pine needle undies? Won't feel good, but will smell nice. . .

BobF said...

Perhaps to try a non-vegan version of locusts, ants, and spiders?

LL said...

Is it OK if I go commando?

Hamsterman said...

How about Algae bras?

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Ham...knew there was a mathematician in the crowd--Algebra?

LSWCHP said...

I've been wearing bamboo socks for around 15 years now. They're marvellous.

Anonymous said...

Okay, hear me out. I've had some pretty crazy thoughts about what we could do if we harvested and processed cotton plants..

Anonymous said...

Kale
what it’s good for

Tsgt Joe said...

Thats pretty radical, man.

Birdchaser said...

Milkweed seed fiber would probably be good, it worked during WW2 for lifejackets.

Anonymous said...

Just a thought for those of you living in the SE USA ... how about a line of clothing for those of us who like to blend in? You'd need a good marketing slogan or logo, though ... I dunno, something along the lines of "Mossy Oak", mebbe? :-)

Anonymous said...

Fishy smell is compatible :-)