Friday, December 12, 2025

Spicing up your (Regency) love life

 

I had to laugh at a review of a new book, "The Regency Guide to Seduction: Love Advice for Modern Heroines", by Lady Bennet-Down (an obvious nom de plume, but also witty).



The review says that the book "reveals how to introduce a soupçon of Regency romance into your search for a happily ever after".  Some highlights:


Here, in extracts from the book, the fictional author Lady Bennet-Down gives her tips on how to tackle the most modern of problems with all the grace of Austen heroines Emma Woodhouse, Elizabeth Bennet and Elinor Dashwood.

First impressions

We’ve been chatting on the apps, and things were going well, but they’ve just sent me a d--k pic. What’s my next move?

The proper response depends on your sensibilities. Has this impromptu artwork left you thoroughly appalled? Perhaps a light quip or a sharp rebuke is in order. For example, “Thank you for that kind reminder to pick up some baby carrots.” Or how about a tactful silence?

Don’t be drawn into judgement too quickly

The time it takes to sip one sherry is not nearly enough to fully know a person or their suitability as a partner.

Dance like no one’s watching

If dancing isn’t your strength, remember: enthusiasm (and a shot of tequila) goes a long way.


There's much more at the link.  Entertaining stuff, particularly if you know your Regency period.

Peter


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