Friday, December 13, 2024

"A passing bomber"

 

Heard an interesting "rumor" from a friend yesterday, one of whose relatives is said to be with an unnamed outfit, from an unidentified armed force, that's doing interesting things in western Syria, sending out reconnaissance teams to keep an eye on who's who and what's what.  No names, no confirmations, and all the usual caveats.

It would appear that a reconnaissance team was sitting on top of a hill in western Syria, when what to their wondering eyes should appear but a convoy of several dozen heavy transporters, heading west as fast as they could go towards the Iraqi border.  Of even greater interest was that they'd seen this same convoy heading east, towards Lebanon, a week or so before;  and the cargoes involved were clearly large rockets or missiles, plus some other heavy weaponry.  The assumption was that these were Iranian weapons destined for Hezbollah in Lebanon.  Due to the sudden collapse of the Syrian government, it's presumed that the convoy could no longer get through, and was therefore being recalled to its source so that its cargoes could be redeployed.

It would further appear (if unsubstantiated "rumor" be correct) that said reconnaissance team called up "a passing bomber" and various and sundry other aircraft that are hammering the living daylights out of ISIS and its sympathizers.  Upon learning that an arrow-straight road leading straight to the Iraqi border, and clearly visible from the air, was now occupied by a convoy of heavy movers with "interesting" cargoes, the aircraft in question are said to have taken a sudden and very active interest in the highway.  The resulting secondary explosions were described as "tactical-nuke-size fireballs", which elicited prolonged, admiring and possibly profane comments from the hilltop observers.  Apparently a good time was had by all except the (surviving) convoy personnel.

I'm informed that it looks as if those cargoes of donations to fundamentalist Islamic terrorist solidarity will no longer be returning to sender.  Pity about that . . .

Needless to say, all this is purely the fruit of my imagination, there's no truth in the "rumor", and all the usual excuses.  Nobody involved would dream of breaching Opsec.  Not at all.  Not hardly.



Peter

EDITED TO ADD:  Yes, I mixed up directions (thanks to posting late at night while very tired).  In the above post, for "East" read "West", and vice versa.  Thanks to all the commenters who caught it.


15 comments:

Jen said...

That's awesome. Love the way you tell stories :)

Off topic, Lawdog has disappeared. Would you please check on him and update us?

McChuck said...

The cardinal directions are reversed, otherwise, nice story!

Pascal said...

The other East. The other West. Late night posting again?

Anonymous said...

Truth be told, I'm so black pilled I don't believe anything from anyone anymore. If I don't see it, it didn't happen. Sorry. Never used to be this way. Constant incessant and totally unnecessary lying about any and every topic by every government entity caused me to be this way. The media, too. They've all lied far too many times. I don't care if its someone you know, unless they sent you video from their personal cell phone, it-didn't-happen.

Anonymous said...

No one would ever do let alone talk about such activities. I can remember a late night report from an embedded journalist that could not have been from a rooftop somewhere in Kuwait that had a similar storyline back during unpleasantness during the last century.

Aesop said...

If they were on a hilltop on Syria's western border, and saw a convoy of transporters heading west to Iraq, I hope they brought along ships for the 20,000+ mile long trip to Iraq.

If they were on Syria's eastern border, and the transporters were heading east to Iraq, it's about 19,999 miles closer, so that's probably a better direction to go.

Also, Lebanon would be south or west of Syria's western border.
Syria is east of Lebanon, not the other way around.

Was your friend Wrong Way Corrigan, or just a relative of the guy in the Monty Python sketch who was going to build a bridge between the twin peaks of Kilimanjaro?

Geography: still a thing. ;)

Best wishes.

Carl Bussjaeger said...

"in western Syria, when what to their wondering eyes should appear but a convoy of several dozen heavy transporters, heading west as fast as they could go towards the Iraqi border. Of even greater interest was that they'd seen this same convoy heading east, towards Lebanon"

Directions seem to be reversed. If that's how you got it from the source, someone might be playing you... although the general scenario -- swapping directions -- is consistent with what the Israelis (and maybe the US) have been doing.

Eaton Rapids Joe said...

Is it possible that you flip-flopped "east" and "west"?

Michael said...

Sports ball, sports war. Good entertainment they say.

Soon enough something bad happens elsewhere like the failure of the Iron Dome and hyper sonics.

The war wasn't designed to be won, just continuous. Orville's 1984.

Que Bono who's making BANK on this mess?

Chris said...

It seems to me that the observer(s) of the convoy need either a new map or a new compass. Not sure how a convoy in "western Syria" can go west to reach Iraq or east to reach Lebanon.

Dale the peasant said...

How can shipments of Baby Formula and Textbooks cause secondary explosions? The mind doth boggle

Grog said...

Nothing wrong with having an abstract discussion on miscellaneous supplies.

Chris Nelson said...

Cool story bro... :(

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's dad saw the explosions. I guess it's pretty serious."

I don't understand bragging about passing along potentially restricted or secret information that can't be verified or is nothing more than a "sea story" at this time.

Then again I come from a military family that shut the f up about operations, dindn't gossip or glorify even enemy deaths. But in this age of SEALs and CIA agents pandering their tales on the internet, I guess everyone everyone loves a story with explosions.

And Syria is just a battle of our sponsored terrorists that kill innocents vs their sponsored terrorists that kill innocents. Neocon dream with thousands of bodies sacrificed to Ba'al.




edutcher said...

Sounds like the RRC is on the job.

RCPete said...

Re Lawdog: I asked on Mad Genius Club and it turns out he had bought lifetime hosting from his ISP. Lately, the ISP (new owner? Don't know) decided that "Lifetime" ended a month or so ago and started monthly billing. He didn't see the note, and got suspended.

Sounds like he's in the market for an honest ISP host. No idea if it would be worthwhile to sue for breach of contract.