The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, November 3, 2025
Memes that made me laugh 284
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
Fun fact: if the area was clearly and property marked and they clearly had to move stuff to park, and he refuses to ask when parked... It makes it almost impossible for them to collect from your insurance
Documentation, pictures, and witness are your friend.
The parking picture reminds me of a saying my wife and I have. Never Mess(f*ck) with people with heavy machinery. This came about one late January day in Waltham MA after a heavy (14"+) snowfall. Our landlord was in cleaning the lot with a giant front loader while we were getting ready to go out to a movie. Two annoying local idiots drove into the private lot in a Firebird Trans AM and parked it a recently cleared spot. The owner told the jerks to get the car out as this was a private lot. The young men gave him the finger and proceeded to use assorted obscenities at him, figuring he was just cleaning the lot. We drove off and when we came back after our movie and dinner we found the two yobs trying to dig the Trans Am out. It had a very carefully placed berm of snow around it 3-4' high and 2-3' thick which had been placed and compacted with the bucket of the bucket loader as well as several buckets full of snow on top of the car. The temperature having dropped precipitously the lovely slightly slushy snow was now ice. Snow shovels (and even normal sand shovels) were making little headway against the berm. we got inside our apartment and were in hysterics for about a 1/2 hour. They did get it out though not until well after sunrise the next morning when the temperature came up.
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The parking picture is the Schumer shutdown in real life.
My wife once mistook a glob of wasabi for guacamole. Hilarity ensued.
I may have blocked someone in like that once.
Fun fact: if the area was clearly and property marked and they clearly had to move stuff to park, and he refuses to ask when parked... It makes it almost impossible for them to collect from your insurance
Documentation, pictures, and witness are your friend.
It is also funny to see some people so hoisted
I might have put one dead center on the roof. Just to keep it there :-{)
Obligatory Cars 2 Quote: "Do NOT eat the Pistachio ice cream!"
I see all these modern things about pirates.. Doesn't anyone realize that when you catch a pirate you hang them? They are not nice people.
I bowl every weekend
The parking picture reminds me of a saying my wife and I have. Never Mess(f*ck) with people with heavy machinery. This came about one late January day in Waltham MA after a heavy (14"+) snowfall. Our landlord was in cleaning the lot with a giant front loader while we were getting ready to go out to a movie. Two annoying local idiots drove into the private lot in a Firebird Trans AM and parked it a recently cleared spot. The owner told the jerks to get the car out as this was a private lot. The young men gave him the finger and proceeded to use assorted obscenities at him, figuring he was just cleaning the lot. We drove off and when we came back after our movie and dinner we found the two yobs trying to dig the Trans Am out. It had a very carefully placed berm of snow around it 3-4' high and 2-3' thick which had been placed and compacted with the bucket of the bucket loader as well as several buckets full of snow on top of the car. The temperature having dropped precipitously the lovely slightly slushy snow was now ice. Snow shovels (and even normal sand shovels) were making little headway against the berm. we got inside our apartment and were in hysterics for about a 1/2 hour. They did get it out though not until well after sunrise the next morning when the temperature came up.
As I recall, Lawdog had a pretty good wasabi story.
I play hockey, no balls to be seen at all...
These are all excellent today ! The AI girlfriend is the best !
I must be achieving godhood, because I don't care about any sport played with a ball. I side with Thomas Jefferson on that one.
--Tennessee Budd
I do like that one user ID, 'fancytunamerchant'.
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