Today's winner comes from Brazil.
An overweight inmate who tried to escape a Brazilian jail through a hole smashed through a prison wall had to be rescued by firemen after he got stuck halfway through.
The well-built tattooed convict tried to follow one of his smaller fellow prisoners who had already made a bid for freedom through the gap.
But he was left screaming for help when he became wedged while others tried to force him through the hole they had made with a metal shower pipe.
There's more at the link.
If he was in a US prison, next thing you know he'd be suing the prison for feeding him too much food of inferior quality, thereby making him too fat to fit through the hole!