Yes, I know this is an advertisement for a soda, but it still made me laugh out loud.
A tip o' the hat to reader Snoggeramus for forwarding the link.
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!