It seems I was misled by a therapist with an over-developed sense of humor. Yesterday's stent extraction didn't involve electromagnetism at all: rather, it was the old-fashioned approach of inserting what looked like a metallic earthworm up the urethra. The "earthworm" then opened up to reveal a "grabber", which (guided by the urologist) seized hold of the bottom end of the stent and pulled it out. Liberal use of local anesthetic helped dull the momentary (and very weird) sensation of being turned inside out, but it's still not something I recommend - to put it mildly!
Be that as it may, the stent is out, and I now have to re-learn how to use my internal plumbing, so to speak. After several weeks of its normal function being completely bypassed by a metal tube, it doesn't work very well. I have to try to resist the normal pressure of the bladder to get rid of its contents, strengthening the muscles involved until I can once again control the flow rather than go with it willy-nilly (you should pardon the expression). Since this is the fourth kidney procedure I've endured this year, I'm not unfamiliar with the sensation, although I wish I wasn't!
In a month or so I'll have to undergo another CT scan, plus a comparative test to see whether the right kidney (the one affected by hydronephrosis) is functioning better in comparison to the left. If the improvement is sufficient to warrant it, there may be another procedure to sort out potential blockages in the ureter. However, if the right kidney does not "bounce back" to full function, the question will become whether it should be removed entirely, or left to provide what service it can. My priority will be to reduce future kidney procedures to a minimum, which may or may not coincide with what the urologist wants to achieve! Uppity kidneys are no fun at all.
Meanwhile, following the application of medicated cleanser, local anesthetic and sundry other substances, both our cats are more interested than usual in my nether regions. They seem to think that post-procedure, they might produce cat treats, if only they can make sufficient contact with the bits concerned. No amount of persuasion appears sufficient to convince them otherwise. I'm considering the use of cat repellent to mark my "territory" and keep them at a safe distance, but I'm given to understand that my lady wife will have something (several somethings!) to say about that if I try. I'll do my best to ignore other helpful and doubtless well-intended suggestions from friends who are also cat lovers (an expression for which, under the circumstances, I'm developing a somewhat jaundiced distaste).
(By the way, I can now confirm from personal experience the truth of Pam Brown's assertion that "Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience". It will undoubtedly involve the tenderest, most pressure-sensitive portion of one's anatomy - and they won't sit still once they're on it, either! Talk about a penalty claws . . .)
Blogging will be light for the rest of today while I try to get back to what passes for "normal" around here, while avoiding the ministrations of over-enthusiastic four-footed friends.
Peter
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Best wishes on a speedy recovery.
Anesthesia?
LUXURY!
You haven't lived until you have a teenaged Navy corpsman do it, no anesthesia, no warning, 5 seconds after finding out Richie Cunningham is the subject-matter "expert" on this procedure, and no one up until 2 seconds ago thought it important to let you know the only way to get a stent out after they put one in there, was through the only access point that's always there.
And with a "Just lie back on the table while I insert this combination plumber's snake/olive plucker up to grab that stent...hang on a sec...a little to the left...aaaaand...GOTCHA!"
RIIIIPPPP! Yooooooooowwwwwww!!
Then he reels that thing in after what feels like someone tearing your plumbing apart, and brings the (literally) bloody culprit out and holds it up.
"Okay, that's all, you're good to go!" and out you get bounced, wondering if your junk will ever work right again, and oh, btw, How come nobody told me about the blood coming out of my...YIKES!!!"
Yesirree, U.S. Navy medical care: nothing like it in the world.
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Condolences on your "procedure".
Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Hang in there brother!
I'm cringing at the thought of an earthworm with a grabber. I keep getting flashbacks to the scenes from the Dune movie series.
As someone who had to have a kidney transplant 5 years ago, I empathise with your experiences. Stay well.
I have to admit, I was a bit thrown by the talk of electromagnetics. A glance at any picture of the Earth from space (or any planet) shows that God isn't very fond of designing with straight lines, and is far more likely to design with partial differential equations. That means getting a stent out of there by pulling it with a magnet is gonna need some pretty fancy steering to keep from pulling it through the wall of a tube you really don't want to have punctured!
Hope the healing/re-learning goes well.
Back hand launch into orbit worked for me and cats. And I like my cats.
Back when I first started having issues with kidney stones I went in for an examination. The tech inserted some local to alleviate the 'discomfort' (I'd prefer medicos not pussyfoot around with euphemisms and call it pain) before inserting the urethra probe. When it went in, I about levitated off the table and expressed, rather loudly, that the anesthetic wasn't working very well. The response was what I felt at the time was an evil chuckle and the wry reply, "It never does".
I have felt, at least in part, your pain, Brother. Prayers continuing for your swift and complete recovery ongoing.
You win, getting 5 stitches next to my eyeball at periscope depth in state 5 seas.
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