Wednesday, July 15, 2009

An interesting - and worrying - look at high finance


An article in Rolling Stone titled 'The Great American Bubble Machine' purports to show that the Goldman Sachs investment bank is behind many of our current financial woes. Here's a brief excerpt:

The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money. In fact, the history of the recent financial crisis, which doubles as a history of the rapid decline and fall of the suddenly swindled dry American empire, reads like a Who's Who of Goldman Sachs graduates.

. . .

If America is circling the drain, Goldman Sachs has found a way to be that drain — an extremely unfortunate loophole in the system of Western democratic capitalism, which never foresaw that in a society governed passively by free markets and free elections, organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy.

The bank's unprecedented reach and power have enabled it to turn all of America into a giant pumpanddump scam, manipulating whole economic sectors for years at a time, moving the dice game as this or that market collapses, and all the time gorging itself on the unseen costs that are breaking families everywhere — high gas prices, rising consumercredit rates, halfeaten pension funds, mass layoffs, future taxes to pay off bailouts. All that money that you're losing, it's going somewhere, and in both a literal and a figurative sense, Goldman Sachs is where it's going: The bank is a huge, highly sophisticated engine for converting the useful, deployed wealth of society into the least useful, most wasteful and insoluble substance on Earth — pure profit for rich individuals.

They achieve this using the same playbook over and over again. The formula is relatively simple: Goldman positions itself in the middle of a speculative bubble, selling investments they know are crap. Then they hoover up vast sums from the middle and lower floors of society with the aid of a crippled and corrupt state that allows it to rewrite the rules in exchange for the relative pennies the bank throws at political patronage. Finally, when it all goes bust, leaving millions of ordinary citizens broke and starving, they begin the entire process over again, riding in to rescue us all by lending us back our own money at interest, selling themselves as men above greed, just a bunch of really smart guys keeping the wheels greased. They've been pulling this same stunt over and over since the 1920s — and now they're preparing to do it again, creating what may be the biggest and most audacious bubble yet.


I have no idea whether or not the author's claims are true, but he backs up his assertions with plenty of seemingly convincing arguments. It certainly troubles me that a bank bailed out by you and I, the taxpayers, is capable of wielding so much influence.

It's worth reading the whole article. Food for thought, if true. Thanks to Leslie A. for e-mailing me the link.

Peter

Military and not-so-military gadgetry


I'm sure many readers are familiar with the Picatinny rail, shown below.




It's a standardized rail design to be fitted to carbines and rifles. On it, equipment such as telescopic or red-dot sights, laser target designators, flashlights, vertical grips and other accessories can be mounted. So many gadgets have found their way onto modern rifles that these rails are now found not only on top of the weapon, but on the sides and bottom of the foregrip as well, to allow more space to attach things.




Not content with the more orthodox sorts of gadgets, some manufacturers have been passing the time by dreaming up new ways to use the Picatinny rail system. Here are a few tongue-in-cheek examples.

Badger Ordnance has come up with a cup-holder for sniper rifles:




Knight's Armament have developed a ballistic calculator program for the iPhone, which they call Bulletflight, and have also developed a Picatinny bracket to mount an iPhone on their rifle!




I suppose if one gets the latest generation of iPhone, with its MP3 player, one can have music while one works!

Not to be outdone by a cup holder, Hero Gear have come up with what they call a 'Battle Mug'. It's carved out of a solid billet of aluminum, with its own integrated Picatinny rails on four sides. The handle is a carry handle from an M16, and in the second picture, the drinker has also attached a tactical flashlight. No word on whether it's to examine his feet more closely, or blind those around him every time he raises the mug to drink!




Of course, with enough rails, one can add so many gadgets that the gun and its operator become the laughing-stock of all who take shooting seriously. We call such monstrosities 'Rooney guns', christened thus by the late, great Col. Jeff Cooper.




With so many gadgets on his gun, I can only suggest that the gentleman above accessorize his clothing accordingly. How about something like this for tactical footwear?






Peter

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Aerial delivery goes wrong


It seems the USAF decided to air-drop construction materials to FOB Todd, Bala Morghab, Afghanistan. As the video demonstrates, this might not have been the best method of delivery . . .

WARNING: Language alert - the soundtrack isn't safe for work. Turn the volume down if necessary.





Oops!

Peter

Doofus Of The Day #241


Today's Doofus is from Italy. The award goes to whoever thought up this stunt!

Many a bride has thrown her bouquet to her bridesmaids and other unmarried women at the wedding in the hope that her good fortune will rub off on them.

The custom ended in disaster at a wedding in Tuscany, however, when the bouquet was thrown to the guests from a hired microlight aircraft and the flowers were sucked into the engine, causing it to explode.

The microlight crashed into a youth hostel near the restaurant where the reception was held in the 7,000-hectare Montioni Park in Suvereto, near Livorno.

The 50 young people who had been in the hostel escaped unscathed, as did the 61-year-old pilot, Luciano Nannelli, from Livorno.

The bouquet was thrown from the aircraft by a guest who was named as Isidoro Pensieri, 44, from Livorno. He suffered multiple fractures to both legs and a head injury.

“They wanted to celebrate the wedding in an original fashion but the traditional throwing of the bouquet turned into a drama instead,” Il Tirreno, the local newspaper, reported him as saying. “It certainly left the wedding guests open mouthed — but not for the reason expected.”


I want to know whether anyone caught the shredded remains of the bouquet as the engine spat them out! Would the fate of the bouquet be a foreboding of the fate of the marriage of whoever caught them?



Peter

"We're having WHAT for supper???"


Ever heard of 'Russian Haired Sausage'?

No?

Neither had I . . . until I came across the dish on the English Russia Web site.

A new dish became extremely popular among some Russian bloggers lately. Now it’s not quite clear who was the first one who invented this mod by pinning some uncooked sausage with hard spaghetti sticks and then boiling this alltogether and getting first “haired sausage” ready.




Then, publishing the outcomes on Internet caused a real wave of interest from many who wanted to try making their own haired frankfurter.





There's lots more at the link, including more pictures, and a video of how to make and cook them. If you have young children, I guess this could be a fun way to vary a diet of wieners, and let the kids get creative about decorating them at the same time.

Peter

Everything you wanted to know about shoelaces but were afraid to ask


Mike S. e-mailed me a link to Ian's Shoelace Site. It's a magnificently eclectic look at the common shoelace, its care, feeding and use. I'd never have believed that the humble shoelace could have so many variations, implications and permutations!

It's worth a look, if you'd like to waste a little time on what (having read it) I now realize is a much-neglected area of personal dress.



Peter

An amazing woman


I've had no less than seven e-mails from readers and friends, alerting me to a story published on the Web site of the Multi-National Force in Iraq, and referenced by The Donovan, among other blogs.

The emergency-room trauma call and the medical staff's immediate action upon his arrival is only a memory to her now; sitting quietly at the bedside of her brother-in-arms, she carefully takes his hand, thanking him for his service and promising she will not leave his side.

He is a critically injured combat casualty, and she is Army Sgt. Jennifer Watson of the Casualty Liaison Team [at Joint Base Balad].

Although a somber scene, it is not an uncommon one for the Peru, Ind., native, who in addition to her primary duties throughout the last 14 months, has taken it upon herself to ensure no U.S. casualty passes away alone. Holding each of their hands, she sits with them until the end, no matter the day or the hour.

"It's unfortunate that their families can't be here," said Watson, who is deployed here from Fort Campbell, Ky. "So I took it upon myself to step up and be that family while they are here. No one asked me to do it; I just did what I felt was right in my heart. I want them to know they are heroes.

"I feel just because they are passing away does not mean they cannot hear and feel someone around them," she continued. "I talk to them, thanking them for what they have done, telling them they are a hero, they will never be forgotten, and I explain my job to them to help them be at ease knowing the family will be told the truth."

. . .

Each month, the AFTH, the equivalent of a U.S. Level-1 trauma center, treats more than 539 patients; more than 101 are trauma cases in the emergency department. Although Watson can never predict if and when her fellow brothers- or sisters- in arms may need her, she is always available here.

"The hospital staff is wonderful," said Watson. "They know how important it is for me to be there with them and if they know it's time, someone will come and get me no matter where I'm at.

"I see it as a form of closure, not just for me, but for the families so that they know that somebody was there with their son or daughter," she added. "My heart goes out to every patient that comes into the hospital, especially my wounded in action Soldiers. I feel like everyone who comes through the door is my brother or sister."

Not surprisingly, Watson's dedication to duty and her hard work have not gone unnoticed. She has touched the lives of all those who she has come in contact with, to include the 332nd Expeditionary Medical Group commander, Col. Mark Mavity.

"Sgt. Watson's story is one of the most compelling here in the Med Group," said Mavity. "She is a Soldier's Soldier who combines an unparalleled level of compassion and commitment to our most grievously wounded warriors with amazing professionalism each and every day.

"What is truly incredible is that she is a personnelist by training but with the heart of a medic who has taken it upon herself to hold the hand and keep a bedside vigil with every mortally wounded Soldier who has spent their last hours within the AFTH," continued the colonel. "She will not let her brave brothers or sisters pass alone. This is a heavy burden to bear and at great personal emotional cost to Sgt. Watson, but she is unwavering in her final commitment to these Soldiers. You don't have to look any further than Sgt. Watson to find a true hero."

. . .

"I want the families to know that their servicemember was a hero," Watson concluded. "They made the ultimate sacrifice, but before they passed on, they received the best medical treatment, and the staff did everything they could -- they were not in pain and they didn't die alone."


There's more at the link.

Some people leave you speechless. Sgt. Watson is one of them. Would that there were more with her dedication and humanity! Blessings upon her.

Peter

Monday, July 13, 2009

Another funny advertisement


I'm not sure whether this one's ever been broadcast in the USA - the FCC's attitudes towards sex in broadcasting might make it difficult - but it's bound to go over well in Europe. It's an advert for Wienerschnitzel weiners.








Peter

Now that's low flying!


The US Navy received permission for low-altitude flight along the Detroit River recently as part of an air show at a speedboat race. The picture below shows one of their F/A-18 aircraft passing a waterfront apartment building.




Close indeed! I'm sure the pilot enjoyed himself, although I can't help but wonder if any windows were broken by the jet blast.

Peter

Doofus Of The Day #240


A Saudi family earns our title today with a bizarre lawsuit.

A family in Saudi Arabia is taking a genie to court for theft and harassment.

The genie is accused of leaving them threatening voicemails, stealing their mobile phones and hurling rocks at them when they leave their house at night, according to the Al-Watan newspaper.

An investigation was under way, officials at the Shariah court said.

'We have to verify the truthfulness of this case despite the difficulty of doing so,' Sheikh Amr Al Salmi, the head of the court, told Al-Watan.

. . .

In Islamic cultures, a belief in genies, or jinns, is common. Genies not only appear in pre-Islamic fiction such as 'Arabian Nights,' but are also mentioned in the Quran.

Many Saudis believe invisible genies live among them and are capable of demonic possession and revenge.

In Islamic theology jinn are said to be creatures with free will, made from 'smokeless fire' by Allah in the same way humans were made of earth.

According to the Koran, Djinn have free will, and Iblis used this freedom in front of Allah by refusing to bow to Adam when Allah told Iblis to do so.

By disobeying Allah, he was thrown out of Paradise and called 'Shaitan'.


There's more at the link.

Interesting case. Just how do you serve a supernatural being with a summons to court? And even if the family wins in court, just how do they propose to collect damages?



Peter

Taking product placement to a whole new level!


I'm sure everyone's heard of product placement: the practice by firms of portraying their products in a film or TV show, as a form of advertising. Well, a Russian lady (?) has a contract for a unique form of product placement, according to MosNews.

A Russian porn star has been paid $500,000 for tattooing a World of Warcraft farm factory advertisement on her breasts.

The tattoo with the logo and url of MyMMOShop.com, a website selling World of Warcraft Gold goods, will decorate Anna Morgan’s breasts for two years, the company said in a press release.

Anna Morgan was born in the city of Zeya in Russia’s Far East, and at 19 has a natural DD breast size.

According to MyMMOShop.com’s expectations, she is likely to star in 50 to 100 movies per year. The target audience of the movies she appears in is very close to that of WoW Gold, and will burst the website's sales, the press release says.


I don't know about 'bursting' the website's sales: I suspect they meant 'boost', and the meaning was poorly translated from Russian. Still, there may be other 'bursting' aspects of this product placement! I also find it somehow appropriate that a fake online gaming environment, with little or no relation to the 'real world', is advertising in a medium also known for fakery, falsies and no relationship to the real world. Perhaps this is real product synergy, after all?



Peter

Talk about the sound of music . . .


A new world record must have produced some interesting sounds in England the other day.

They are the hellraisers of the music world.

But the 582 drummers who drummed together yesterday shunned the example of the likes of The Who's Keith Moon and Led Zeppelin's John Bonham to work together in perfect harmony.

They beat out the same rhythm for five minutes to set a new world record.




The efforts at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham, sanctioned by Guinness World Records, beat the previous record of 533 set by a group of U.S. drummers in 2006.

The record attempt was organised to increase awareness of multiple sclerosis and succeeded in raising £20,000 for charity.

Among the drummers was Don Powell, of 70s glamrockers Slade. He said: 'I was performing in Budapest on Sunday but I just had to get back here for this event, especially in my home town - it's amazing.

'I'm so happy we smashed the record and we've set a very high target for them to beat.

'I find it fantastic that musicians now have a voice and can get involved in something as wonderful as this record.

'It isn't as difficult getting to everyone playing at the same speed for this as people might think, it's getting them to stop that's the problem.'


There's more at the link.

I'm not sure I'd have enjoyed this. With drums only - and so many drums! - beating out a rhythm, I suspect I'd have enjoyed the silence after they'd finished more than I did their playing!

Peter

To start your day on a cheerful note . . .


. . . here are four happy quadruplets.





All together, now: Awww!



Peter

Are you feeling haggish today?


If so, the Wookey Hole Caves in England have a job for you!




I've never heard of a 'trans-gender witch' before, but I suppose modern political correctness trumps historical reality. The administrators add the following job description and desired qualities:

Role and Responsibilities

An opportunity to become the famous face of Wookey Hole – the Witch of Wookey. A world renowned, historical character.

The Witch of Wookey will meet and greet visitors and go about the everyday life of a witch – showing visitors what it was like to live in the dark ages in a cave.

Essential Skills and requirements

The ideal candidate will have excellent customer service skills and enjoy working with people.

The ideal candidate must not be allergic to cats and be prepared to travel.

The ideal candidate will work part-time, during weekends, school holidays and special events (except Christmas day). Must be prepared to stay overnight in the caves. Knowledge of the history of witch craft is essential.

All applicants must be able to produce a witch’s cackle – this will be a required performance at the audition.


Hmm. I have a potential candidate in mind, but she's a member of the current Administration at present, so she might be otherwise engaged . . .



Peter

Oh, dairy me . . .


It seems the organizers of the Iowa State Fair have stirred up a hornet's nest with their plans to depict the late Michael Jackson - in butter!

Apparently, every year the Fair has a butter sculpture to commemorate something. This year's sculpture, according to their Web site, has stirred up controversy.

The concept of the sculpture will be a celebration of the 40th anniversary of Neil Armstrong’s moonwalk on July 20, 1969. In honor of Armstrong’s “giant leap for mankind,” this year’s sculpture will include an astronaut, an American flag and a buttery rendition of the surface of the moon. Depending on the vote, Michael Jackson would be featured in a small side portion of the sculpture as the first pop-star to perfect and popularize choreographed moonwalking.


In response to vigorous feedback to their initial announcement, the organizers have thrown the idea open to the popular vote. If you want Michael Jackson commemorated in butter along with Armstrong and the other astronauts, you can tell them so: alternatively, you can vote to nix the idea. Voting is open here.

Personally, I think there's been far too much fuss about the late Mr. Jackson already - but that's just my opinion, of course.

Peter

Anyone need a small travel trailer?


I'm about to list a small travel trailer for sale on eBay, but I thought I'd give my blog readers first crack at it, if anyone's interested.

It's a 2005 18½-foot Fun Finder model by Cruiser RV. It's in excellent condition, as I bought it almost simultaneously with my on-the-job injury, which has prevented me making much use of it. It has a bathroom with shower and toilet (never used), double gas plate, all the usual cupboards, dinette, etc. Here's a photograph of it in my yard:




This particular model is the 189FBR, with a fixed queen-size bed up front in addition to a child's bed overhead and a fold-down dinette. You can read more about it (and see pictures of the current version) at the Cruiser RV Fun Finder Web site. The floor plan is as follows:




It has a fiberglass exterior, twin gas bottles, a roll-out awning - all the usual stuff. Air-conditioning and a heating furnace are standard.

The NADA average resale value for this trailer is a little over $9,000. However, I know I'm not likely to get that on a private sale, as I can't offer the same financing options as a dealer. A nearby dealer has already offered to put it on his lot at $9,500, haggle a bit about the price, and sell it for $8,500-$9,000. He'd take a 20% commission on the deal, and let me have the balance, which means I'd get somewhere between $6,500 and $7,000. So, if any reader wants it for $6,500, please e-mail me for more information - my e-mail address is in the blog profile. I'm in north central Louisiana, and can deliver the trailer anywhere within a reasonable radius, if desired (at the buyer's expense). Taxes, if applicable, and other costs are for the buyer's account.

Oh - in case anyone was wondering, it's fully paid for and has a clean title. I'll consider part exchanges for a 6'x10' or 6'x12' enclosed cargo trailer of quality manufacture, V-nose preferred.

Peter

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Back home safely


I'm back home after three and a half weeks away. The return trip was a bit of a nightmare, physically speaking, as the Boeing 757 flight from Anchorage, AK to Houston, TX via Seattle, WA was delayed for almost three hours in Anchorage by an engine problem. Passengers were 'de-planed' (to quote the stewardess who made the announcement), so we were able to walk around: but with my fused spine and nerve damage in my left leg, the extra waiting around wasn't very welcome.

We finally got going shortly after 3 a.m., and the flight to Houston was uneventful. I must admit, I enjoy traveling on the 757 - it seems a more stable aircraft than the slightly smaller latest-generation 737's, and I've always had comfortable flights on them. It was jammed full, though, as are most flights to and from Alaska these days. Airlines seem to prefer jamming flights to capacity (with resultant problems for standby and urgent travelers) rather than schedule additional flights to alleviate the overcrowding. Fortunately, I'd been scheduled for a three-and-a-half-hour layover in Houston before catching my connecting flight to Louisiana, and the delayed start (plus a faster flight to make up for lost time) meant that I arrived in time to change terminals and hop on my next flight without much delay. I've come to make such bookings out of habit, from experience of past delays, and this one paid off nicely. I made it in by late afternoon.

The biggest shock is coming out of Anchorage's mid-60 degrees temperature and moderate humidity back into Louisiana's almost 100-degree temperatures and almost 100% humidity. My body was most unhappy about that! My back and leg were also locked up pretty solid after about twenty-two hours in aircraft and airports. I got home, collapsed into a chair, and went out like a light! I woke up three hours later, and after a while persuading my back to allow me to move, managed to get to bed, and slept for a few hours more.

I'll post a few entries for tomorrow, then it's off to a hot bath to un-stiffen, and back to bed. Normal blogging will resume from now onward - including at least one, possibly two Weekend Wings posts about civil aviation in Alaska, which is a hotbed of flying activity. I also have several hundred e-mail messages to get through - the penalty of intermittent Internet access while I was away!

Peter

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Homeward bound


I'll be catching a red-eye flight out of Alaska very early on Sunday morning, and traveling most of the day. I hope to be home on Sunday night. Say a prayer or two for traveling mercies, and hopefully blogging will return to normal by Monday morning.

I'm leaving with one wing of Miss D.'s aircraft well on the way to being rebuilt, and a start made on the other. She'll have to rope in other slaves willing friends for the rest of the work! Hopefully she'll be airborne again by the end of July, God willing.

Peter

La Migra takes on a vanload of illegals . . .


. . . and finds them a real handful!





You've got to hand it to the illegals. With so many of them, against only one or two officers, it's no wonder so many get away! One wonders why the powers that be won't provide more manpower to stop them - but then, it's not politically correct to ask that sort of question, is it?

Grrr!

Peter

How not to steal metal


Again, this could qualify for a Doofus Of The Day post, except that the perpetrator was killed in the process. I won't add insult to terminal injury. Nevertheless, he asked for all he got . . .

Trumbull County sheriff's detectives said they used identifying marks on the body of an electrocuted man to identity him after he was burned nearly beyond recognition in an apparent attempted copper theft.

About 2,000 customers lost power when he sawed through an electrical connection at a substation early Monday at the intersection of Gardner Barclay and Stoddard Hayes Roads, deputies said.

The man was identified as Robert Travis Eakin, 30, of 6880 state Route 45, Bristol Township, through ''networking between officers in different departments,'' according to Detective Mike Yannucci.

Yannucci stopped short of saying tattoos were used as the identifying marks. He had tattoos of a skull and flames on one of his forearms and the word ''trouble'' tattooed on the back of one of his shoulders.

. . .

Yannucci said detectives and power company representatives believe Eakin sawed through a thick electrical connection at the base of the substation and was electrocuted on the final saw stroke through the connection when his body became the ground for the considerable amount of electricity.

Mark Durbin, a spokseman for the electric company, said he estimates Eakin could have been hit with as much as 12,000 volts.

''The investigation is continuing. It's not likely he tried to do this without help,'' Yannucci said.

Eakin, commonly known as Travis, had bonded out of Trumbull County Jail on Wednesday, two days before celebrating his 30th birthday. He had been released prior to a Warren Municipal Court hearing set for Thursday on charges of receiving stolen property and domestic violence.

The damage to the substation caused a power surge that started fires at the site and in various homes. Officials said there was no significant fire damage at many of the homes, but many household appliances and electronic devices like televisions and computers were damaged during a power surge.


There's more at the link.

Given his tattoos, one might speculate that Mr. Eakin's death was the result of a self-fulfilling and graphically illustrated prophecy!

Peter

The 2010 Census and political manipulation


I've been very concerned about the various shenanigans going on concerning control over the upcoming US Census, which will determine Congressional representation and voting rights for the next decade. Now Orson Scott Card in The Ornery American has put my concerns into very well-written prose. Here's an excerpt:

The Census wasn't broke. So why is Obama fixing it?

Here's why it matters:

1. When the Census takes place in 2010, the results will be used to determine which states lose seats in the House of Representatives, and which gain. This also determines which states lose electoral votes, and which gain.

2. For many decades population has been shifting from the big northeastern states to the sunbelt. There is no reason to suppose that the trend is changing, except that California may join the ranks of states losing population this time around.

3. The states that losing seats and electoral votes have been mostly states that Democrats count on to deliver big chunks of their vote. The states that gain have been, as often as not, those that deliver their votes to the Republicans.

Of course, as liberals move from the Rust Belt to the Sun Belt, they bring their voting habits with them, and some states that used to be solidly Republican are now swing states. But this is not enough for the Democrats.

. . .

In a nation that is almost evenly divided between Left and Right -- with a slight lean, most of the time, toward the right -- Obama and Emanuel already have the tools that will allow them to do to the country as a whole what was attempted in Florida.

This will be done by the use of statistical manipulation based on highly doubtful premises.

We have been hearing for years about how the homeless, the poor, and illegal immigrants have all been "undercounted" in the census. Either they can't be found -- or they hide from census officials.

Since these groups tend to vote for the Democratic Party, naturally Democrats have been very concerned to make sure these people are counted in the census.

How many of them are there?

Millions, say some.

We have no idea, say the honest.

"But if we don't count them, then the states that bear the biggest burden of dealing with the homeless, the poor, and illegal immigrants don't get their fair share of federal dollars and programs!"

Here's an idea -- adjust those dollars and those programs to target those states.

But no, the Left wants to go after the Census itself. They want to "adjust" the Census by adding "estimated" numbers of uncounted homeless, poor, and illegal immigrants.

This is functionally identical to the practice of the old Democratic Party machine in Illinois, where dead Democratic voters in Chicago turned out in large enough numbers to counterbalance all the Republican votes downstate.

Now it won't matter how many voters there are. If the Census has been jimmied to give Democratic-leaning states more congressional seats and more electoral votes than the actual count of real people would justify, the Democrats will have their "historic realignment" without having to actually persuade anybody new to vote for their candidates.

And Obama has set himself up to rig all future American elections, not through any democratic process, but by fiat. Just like a dictator.


There's more at the link. Highly recommended reading - and may I suggest you contact your Congressional representative and Senators about this? I intend to do so.

Peter

Friday, July 10, 2009

Doofus Of The Day #239


Our Doofus today is a woman from Switzerland.

It must rank among the easiest fires ever to put out.

Zurich authorities say police and firefighters were called to the house of an elderly woman early Thursday after she reported her television set was burning.

When they arrived, they discovered no signs of fire or smoke.

They found instead that the TV was tuned into a German station that in the early morning hours aired the constant image of a fireplace.

"The fire was extinguished with the press of a button," police said in a statement.


Um. Yes. I wonder how red the woman's face turned when they'd sorted it all out?



Peter

Bad news for business, good news for drinkers


In Australia the recession, plus over-production, has led to an interesting situation for wine drinkers and producers.

A WINE glut has driven prices lower than bottled water as the industry faces an unprecedented meltdown and a fire-sale of unprofitable vineyards.

. . .

Major wine retailer Dan Murphy's is currently selling cleanskins for $1.99 a bottle - cheaper than some bottled water - due to the oversupply crisis that has led to some vineyard owners leaving grapes to wither on the vine.

"We've seen growers who didn't bother picking their grapes this year," said wine industry critic and judge Stuart Gregor.

"There is a huge oversupply and we have more grapes than we are selling, and prices are being pushed down."


There's more at the link.

I note, however, that no-one's talking about a Government bailout of the vineyards or producers. Instead, they're looking at reducing prices, reducing production, and sorting out the situation for themselves. Now, if only we could get the Obama administration to do the same thing with General Motors and Chrysler, and let the market sort it out . . .

Peter

The real reason for the Palin-phobia?


I've wondered for some time why those on the far Left are so phobic about Sarah Palin, the former Vice-Presidential candidate and soon-to-be former governor of Alaska. Their vitriolic attacks on her, their continued spreading of long-ago-disproved lies about her, and their refusal to admit anything good about her, are all signs of an irrational phobia rather than any real beef with her.

Mark J. e-mailed me a link to a blog, 'Reclusive Leftist', with a particularly good analysis of the situation. I particularly enjoyed it because the author is a self-confessed Leftist, but nevertheless does a very good job of deconstructing her fellow-travelers' obsession with Ms. Palin. Here's an excerpt:

Of course, the first answer you’ll get if you ask feminists why they hate Sarah Palin is that “it’s because she ____” — and then fill in the blank with the lie of choice: made rape victims pay for their own kits, is against contraception or sex ed, believes in abstinence-only, thinks the dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago, doesn’t believe in global warming, doesn’t believe in evolution, is stupid and can’t read, etc., etc., etc., etc.

But none of those things is true. None of them.

Which brings me to my first puzzlement: why don’t people bother to find out what Sarah Palin really believes? I don’t mean people as in the usual sexist freaks; I mean feminists.

. . .

But even weirder is what happens when you try to replace the myths with the truth. If you explain, “no, she didn’t charge rape victims,” your feminist interlocutor will come back with something else: “she’s abstinence-only!” No, you say, she’s not; and then the person comes back with, “she’s a creationist!” and so on. “She’s an uneducated moron!” Actually, Sarah Palin is not dumb at all, and based on her interviews and comments, I’d say she has a greater knowledge of evolution, global warming, and the Wisconsin glaciation in Alaska than the average citizen.

But after you’ve had a few of these myth-dispelling conversations, you start to realize that it doesn’t matter. These people don’t hate Palin because of the lies; the lies exist to justify the hate.

. . .

Speaking of slander, that brings me to my next big puzzlement: what is it with the feminists who just freely make shit up about Palin? The lies had to start somewhere, and they didn’t all hatch in the bowels of the Obama campaign (though a bunch of them did). Some of them were incubated by feminists, particularly the ones about Palin being an anti-sex “purity queen,” the kind of batshit Christian who believes in Purity Balls and abstinence pledges and is opposed to sex ed. None of that is true.

When I first started investigating Palin, I was very relieved to discover that she’s not nearly as nutty as she might be, given that she’s a Christian. I was pleased to learn that she’s not one of those fundies who thinks wives have to submit or that Adam and Eve rode on dinosaurs. She’s not into that whacked-out purity or abstinence-only stuff. That’s good. It’s good that she’s not a nutjob. So…why aren’t other feminists also happy that she’s not a nutjob? Why do they, in fact, spread lies to make her seem worse than she is?

. . .

Besides, I know for a fact that the feminists spreading the lies about Palin knew they were spreading lies. Not to tell tales out of school, but: they knew. They were supplied with the correct information, and they chose to lie anyway. Why?

Was it just about electing Obama? Were feminists simply willing to commit any slander necessary to elect the Chosen One? That’s a likely explanation, but here again: we’re talking about feminists. Feminists doing this — slandering a woman, and doing so in unmistakably sexist terms. After all, caricaturing Palin as a purity queen (Bible Spice, Sexy Puritan) is just the flip side of caricaturing her as a porn queen. As I’ve said before, it’s like the NAACP sponsoring a lynching. The mind boggles.

Even more mind-boggling are the attacks that don’t even bother with false claims about policy or beliefs, but just go straight for free-floating misogynistic rage. Ridiculing her hair, clothes, makeup, voice, body, womb. “Sarah Palin is a c***” — good one! Calling her a bimbo — good one! Calling her a f***ing whore — good one! Fantasizing about her being gang-raped — good one! And all this from feminists. Forget the NAACP sponsoring a lynching; this is like the NAACP ripping off their masks to reveal that they’ve been replaced by white supremacist pod people.


There's more at the link. Recommended reading.

Peter

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Now that's a lot of people!


I'm no fan of large cities. Having lived in them for most of the first few decades of my life, I find I now prefer smaller cities and towns, with fewer people. Sure, there are less shops and other amenities, but also more privacy, more space, and much more clean air!

I was amazed to see this video of Shibuya crossing in Tokyo, Japan, on a Saturday afternoon. Just look at all the people, and imagine having to live among such a crowd. Talk about lemmings!





Not for me, thank you very much . . .

Peter

A toast(er) to the happy couple!


It is to laugh . . . An English couple found themselves a bit overwhelmed by a wedding gift (or two, or three, or . . . )

A newly-wed East Yorkshire couple opened their wedding presents - to find they had been given 24 toasters.

Claire and Stuart Linley had asked for cash or vouchers from their 160 guests, reports the Daily Telegraph.

They first realised something was up when they received a pile of gifts all in the same shaped box.

Mrs Linley, 31, said: "When we went to open our presents and saw all the boxes were the same shape I thought, 'this is quite strange', and then we began to open them and it was toaster after toaster after toaster.

"It was hilarious really. Most of them were from Tesco and when we took them back to the store the staff couldn't stop laughing. We did make beans on toast for lunch when we got home though."

It emerged the 'coincidence' was actually a joke conceived on Mr Linley's stag party in Ibiza.

The auto-electrician, 31, said: "The boys were asking me what I wanted as a wedding present, and I said either money or vouchers because I didn't want to end up with a million toasters.

"Then one of my friends took it upon himself to tell everyone to buy us a toaster.

"On the morning when we came to open our presents I knew something was going on as I had had about 15 text messages asking if I was having toast for breakfast."

The couple, who married at Howden Minster, East Yorkshire, last Saturday, have now returned 23 of the toasters, but decided to keep one.


Definitely sounds like a warm relationship!



Peter

The risk to the US of social meltdown in China


I've been watching the Chinese economy closely for the past year or two. It's a great export-driven engine, the continued growth of which is essential to social stability in that country, so the drop in demand for Chinese products as a result of the global economic slowdown has had a measurable impact on the nation's society. Furthermore, the Chinese banking system has for long been known as monumentally unstable, treated by the State as an instrument of policy-making at the expense of sound economic decision-making. It's sitting upon billions and billions of dollars of unsustainable loans, a Chinese equivalent of the mortgage crisis affecting US banks, except that their creditors aren't private citizens, but State-owned and private businesses.

The valuable China Reader blog recently covered the problem of China's economy and social stability. An excerpt:

Beijing considers rapid economic growth a political imperative because it is the only way to prevent massive unemployment and labor unrest. For more than two decades, the government has based its economic policies on a predetermined algorithm derived from its priority on stability. The economy must grow at an annual rate of 7 percent or more in order to create a certain number of jobs - estimated to be around 10 million per year - to keep unemployment rates at levels that will prevent widespread labor unrest. This 7 percent growth target rate has become the unambiguous fixture among upper level Party members when determining domestic policies.

China does not have to be reminded of its vulnerabilities at the hands of an unruly populace. Chinese history textbooks teach that dynasties fall when they are overwhelmed by the twin threats of internal unrest and foreign aggression.

. . .

The worst nightmare of China’s leaders is a national protest movement of discontented groups - unemployed workers, hard-pressed farmers, and students - united against the regime by the shared fervor of nationalism. ... Consequently, since 1989, the term “social stability” became a fixture of CCP rhetoric. Stripped down to essence however, this is merely a euphemism to convince the Chinese public that Communist Party rule is essential for maintaining order and prosperity, and without it, a country as large as China could descend into civil war and chaos. In their speeches, the leaders make no secret of their anxieties and social unrest, frequently using the catchphrase “maintaining social order” as the overarching principle of Chinese development.


There's more at the link.

The China Reader's perspective is borne out by a news report today:

URUMQI, China (AP) - Thousands of Chinese troops flooded into this city Wednesday to separate feuding ethnic groups after three days of communal violence left 156 people dead, and a senior Communist Party official vowed to execute those guilty of murder in the rioting in western China.

Long convoys of armored cars and green troop trucks with riot police rumbled through Urumqi, a city of 2.3 million people. Other security forces carrying automatic rifles with bayonets formed cordons to defend Muslim neighborhoods from marauding groups of vigilantes with sticks.

Military helicopters buzzed over Xinjiang's regional capital, dropping pamphlets urging people to stay in their homes and stop fighting. Special police from other provinces were called in to patrol the city.

The crisis was so severe that President Hu Jintao cut short a trip to Italy, where he was to participate in a Group of Eight summit. It was an embarrassing move for a leader who wants to show that China has a harmonious society as it prepares to celebrate the 60th anniversary of Communist rule.

The heightened security came amid the worst spasm of ethnic violence in decades in Xinjiang—a sprawling, oil-rich territory that borders Pakistan, Afghanistan and other Central Asian countries. The region is home to the Uighur ethnic minority, who rioted Sunday and attacked the Han Chinese—the nation's biggest ethnic group—after holding a protest that was ended by police.


Again, there's more at the link.

It's worth watching China carefully right now. The nation's on the brink of several potential outcomes, all of which may affect US interests concerning Japan, Taiwan and the Koreas. Chinese economic and social stability are more important to us than many would like to believe.

Peter

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Bad connection today - light blogging


I'm still dependent on an Internet cafe for my connection, and will be until I get home in a few days. Unfortunately, today's network has been really, really slow - the connection's running at a glacial pace, and I can't load the sites I wanted to post about tonight. Sorry about that, but it's not under my control.

Amuse yourselves in the archives for now. I hope I'll be able to post some fresh material tomorrow.

Peter

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

An interesting look at feline addiction


I've always known that most cats like catnip, but I've never had the opportunity to see how they behave when offered an unlimited supply. The video below shows its effect on them, and how they react to consuming it in various ways.





Very interesting! I wasn't aware of the more extreme reactions catnip could produce. Now, if I can arrange to feed Gremlin (Oleg Volk's boss cat) some tuna cakes laced with catnip before Oleg's next model shoot, we should see some interesting results . . .



Peter

Doofus Of The Day #238


While on the subject of hot stuff (see the post below), a German householder had a really, really bad idea recently.

A German gardener's house was left a smouldering wreck on Friday after he set it on fire while trying to get rid of the weeds with the help of a flame-thrower, police said.

After accidentally setting his hedge alight, the 54-year-old's garden shed was soon also engulfed in flames and despite efforts to extinguish the fire with a garden hose, the blaze spread to the roof of the house.

Seven firemen were needed to put out the blaze in Tangstedt near Hamburg in northern Germany, which occurred on Thursday. Police said the house was now uninhabitable.


There's more at the link.

I'm a bit speechless at the doofidity of this householder. I mean . . . clearing weeds with a flame-thrower??? WTF??? Whatever happened to the more conventional means of trowel, fork, spade and weed-killer spray?

Peter

Adding fuel to the fire?


I'm a bit perplexed by the latest invention of India's defense establishment.

Indian scientists are to put one of the world's hottest chilli powders into hand grenades.

They say the devices will be used to control rioters and in counter-insurgency operations.

Defence researchers say the idea is to replace explosives in small hand grenades with a certain variety of red chilli to immobilise people without killing them, reports the BBC.

The chilli, known as Bhut Jolokia, is said to be 1,000 times hotter than commonly used kitchen chilli.


There's more at the link.

I'm not sure about this. After all, one wants to cool down a tense situation, not heat it up some more! Anyway, here's a video clip of an idiot a brave man trying one of these peppers.





If, after watching that, you'd like to try cooking with it, here are some recipes.



Peter

Monday, July 6, 2009

Dancing FAIL!


I've heard dancing defined as 'the vertical expression of a horizontal desire'.

If that's the case . . . what desire, precisely, are these dancers expressing?







Peter

Wings come together


Miss D. and I have been making progress on putting together the wings for her Taylorcraft. It's a surprisingly complex piece of work, with spars, ribs, spacers, braces, struts, ailerons and a host of bits and pieces contributing to the whole. There's a photograph of the wing-in-progress on Miss D.'s blog.

To make life more interesting, of course, Miss D. put all the small parts into plastic bags when disassembling the original wings. This means that the parts we need to rebild them are available, provided we can find the necessary bag! Some bags appear to have developed a persecution complex and are stubbornly hiding from us. Very awkward when one needs them to get further! Meanwhile, her plane waits for its wings. Here's a picture of it at the airfield, looking rather naked without them!




It's fascinating to work on a piece of history like this aircraft. It was in service when the US was catapulted into World War II by the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in December 1941. Its log book records training activities that morning, followed by a prolonged grounding (along with most other commercial and private aviation). For the rest of the war it was used to train army liaison pilots, and after the war reverted to its civilian function. The original wings served for well over 60 years before deteriorating to the point where new spars were required - quite a record by anyone's standards!

Peter

Talk about stereotypes . . .


I'm delighted to read that the Clare, MI police department has just fulfilled all the fantasies of every stereotypical cop in the USA.

When the Clare Police Department got word that their beloved bakery and doughnut shop was shutting down, the department decided to buy it.

The guys ribbed for spending too much time at doughnut shops outright bought one and they’re getting a lot of smirks and raised eyebrows from customers.

It turns out the previous owners were running low on dough and were just weeks away from folding up the 113-year-old bakery.

So to everyone’s surprise and muted laughter, Clare’s nine fulltime cops saved the town’s doughnut shop.

Now creampuffs and handcuffs – in a sense – go hand in hand, giving the phrase ‘protect and serve’ more than a dozen glazed, sprinkled or custard-filled meanings.

The officers will volunteer their time and won’t be getting paid.


There's more at the link.

While I'm laughing, I also have to raise a respectful cap to the officers concerned for their willingness to be the butt of an awful lot of humor! I wonder what visiting officers from other departments will have to say?



Peter

Sunday, July 5, 2009

An idiot gets his come-uppance


The video below shows a temper tantrum thrown by a young man (?) after his mother cancelled his World of Warcraft account for some infringement of domestic discipline. His brother is quick to record the resulting rumpus.

All I can say is that, if I'd ever thrown a hissy-fit like this, my father would have thrashed me severely, and probably suspended every other privilege I had into the bargain! What's more, he'd have been right to do so! I can only hope this kid gets a wake-up call before he grows up into a spoiled-rotten, self-centered adult who'll never amount to anything.





Sheesh!

Peter

Doofus Of The Day #237


Our Doofi today (plural) are a couple from Minnesota.

A young couple with hopes of carrying out a Huck Finn-style adventure by floating a self-made houseboat down the Mississippi River have run afoul of the law instead, and their vessel has been stranded at a Minneapolis impound lot.

Claire Boucher, 21, and William Gratz, 23, hatched the idea for a river voyage last fall. After months of research, they headed to Bemidji in northern Minnesota, where a friend allowed them to use his property to build their 20-foot boat -- complete with accordion folding doors, glass windows and pink shutters.

They gave themselves river names -- Veruschka and Zelda Xox -- and got a copy of "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn," which they never read.

"I always wanted to live on a boat," said Boucher, of Vancouver, British Columbia. "We both wanted to go south and live on it when we got to New Orleans."

Boucher and Gratz, who is from Tennessee, packed up their chickens, a sewing machine and 20 pounds of potatoes and hauled their boat to Minneapolis. Moments after their launch in the first week of June, the engine failed.

So they tied their vessel, the Velvet Glove Cast in Iron, to a tree -- which is forbidden under a Minneapolis park ordinance. They planned to fix up the motor and continue their travels in a few days.

One morning, Minneapolis park police officer Rob Mooney woke them and told them to gather their things and leave. The officer said the couple never told him about their engine trouble.

"I love the idea of the Tom Sawyer adventure," Mooney said. "The problem is it's not 1883. You can't do that anymore. You have to follow the rules."

When Mooney returned a week later and saw Boucher and Gratz's chickens grazing and signs of camping, the couple were given citations for camping and alcohol consumption and were again told to leave.

"We were just trying to get our act together so we could get out of the Twin Cities," Gratz said. "We didn't want to float down the river out of control."

But the couple left without a working motor. They entered a channel and began to drift toward rocks jutting out of the water. Surrounded by caution signs, they used sticks to push away from the danger. They reached an island north of the Lowry Bridge and saw other canoes and boats there.

The couple said they set up camp and made plans to resume their search for a working motor over the next week.

But before long, the Hennepin County Sheriff Office's water patrol told all the boaters to leave because the bridge was being demolished. Another boat towed the Velvet Glove Cast in Iron to Boom Island -- and that's where Mooney saw it again. He said that was the last straw.

"I personally allowed them for a couple weeks to try to solve the problem on their own," he said. "It was clear that they couldn't get it done."

The city loaded the houseboat onto a flatbed trailer and took it away.


There's more at the link.

Words kinda fail me on this one. The description of their 'river boat' is bad enough - but chickens, a sewing machine and potatoes as cargo? Floating down the Mississippi? Ye Gods and little fishes . . . Mark Twain could write a trilogy about this lot!





Peter

And they call it 'art'!


From Wales comes a story that raises my eyebrows.

A Welsh artist says she has gotten $33,000 to create plaster casts of women's buttocks in a bid to get to bottom of cultural attitudes about female fannies.

Sue Williams, of Swansea, Wales, will use the money from the Arts Council of Wales to mould a series of plaster casts of women's bottoms, starting with her own, to examine the "racial fetishism" of the backside in African and European societies, The Times of London reported Sunday.

"The project is taking on the issues around the bottom and how it is viewed in contemporary culture and viewed by the male," she said. "For example, it is quite clear that the bottom is sacrosanct to the African man and woman."

The arts grants are funded by lottery sales and are supposed to be used for "good causes." One member of the British Parliament questioned whether Williams' sculptures qualify.

"No doubt there are some people who consider this a good cause, but the majority of people buying lottery tickets are bound to question this," Adrian Sanders, a Liberal Democrat member of the Commons culture, media and sport select committee, told The Times.


No s***, Sherlock! $33,000 to make plaster casts of female posteriors? What's next? A similar sum for casts of portions of male anatomy? Where do I apply for my grant?



Peter

Saturday, July 4, 2009

How to wake up a heavy sleeper


Is this the world's most effective alarm 'clock'?







Peter

Terminal stupidity


I would have made this a Doofus Of The Day post, except that a man died, and I try not to be too crass in my humor (almost overwhelming though the temptation may be in this case . . . ).

Authorities say a drunken 64-year-old man died from electrocution early Saturday morning when he stood in a puddle and cut a live power line with an industrial saw.

Firefighters who had been guarding the line for about seven hours repeatedly told Mieczyskaw Mil to stay away from it, but the highly intoxicated man grew frustrated, fetched a circular saw from his house and began to cut the line. Sullivan County (NY) Undersheriff Eric Chaboty said that Mil was standing in a puddle of water while he cut the hissing, buzzing power line.

The transmission line sent roughly 4,800 volts of electricity through Mil’s body. Authorities said the man fell onto the line, became tangled in it and was killed by continuous electrocution. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Emergency responders could not remove the man’s body until Orange & Rockland utility workers shut down the power line.

“We did everything we could,” said Dick Martinkovic, commissioner of public safety in Sullivan County. “Police were there, firefighters were there, and they chased him away, literally, a couple times.”


There's more at the link.

What am I bet that the late Mr. Mil's family are already preparing a lawsuit against the authorities, trying to blame them for not preventing him behaving like that?

Peter

Airline promotion fails to get off the ground - literally!


It seems that over-eager crowds aborted the lift-off of an airline marketing promotion recently.

An overeager crowd in the Hungarian capital [Budapest] thwarted low-cost airline Wizz Air's attempt to release 1,000 balloons for its fifth anniversary celebrations when they caught wind of the freebies attached.

Onlookers spied coupons worth 10,000 forints ($49.45) attached to each balloon and a free-for-all of popping and grabbing commenced before the balloons could be officially released from a giant net in the center of Budapest.

"Someone popped one of the balloons, hoping to get the gift coupon that was attached to it," Wizz Air communications director Natasa Kazmer said. "As if on cue, the entire crowd attacked the net."

Members of the crowd scrambled about chasing balloons and collecting as many coupons as they could. One young woman kneeled over a grill in the gutter, furiously trying to pick as many coupons as she could out of the rainwater underneath.

"The idea was that the balloons would spread far and wide, so we did not place a limit on how many vouchers they could use for a single purchase," Kazmer said.

Wizz Air had planned to release the vouchers after a press conference in a nearby hotel, where Eastern Europe's largest airline had planned to outline its long-term vision.

The crowd and the vouchers were mostly gone before most of the press sent to cover the event had arrived or CEO Jozsef Varadi could finish his speech.


One wonders whether they'll honor the vouchers now . . . after all, they'd gone before the promotion could even start!

Peter

Friday, July 3, 2009

How not to take off in a floatplane


As regular readers will know, I'm up in Alaska at the moment, enjoying summer in one of the most beautiful States in the USA.

Lake Hood, just next door to the international airport in Anchorage, is the world's largest floatplane base in summer, with up to 200 floatplanes based there. In winter, when it freezes over, many of the floatplane owners simply switch to skis, making Lake Hood the world's biggest skiplane base!

Just last month, there was a nasty accident on the lake, from which fortunately all occupants walked away unhurt. I'm told that the pilot's wife had just bought him the de Havilland Beaver aircraft involved, which would be in the half-million-dollar-plus range: and he'd only just taken his floatplane license. He certainly didn't know what he was doing when he tried to take off from Lake Hood, with results as shown in the video below.





Ouch!

There's a discussion of the accident on the Studentpilot message board, which provides more information for those who are interested.

Peter

Wallaby darned!


To continue with an Australian theme (see the post below), here's a story about crop circles and aliens that weren't.

The mystery of crop circles in poppy fields in Australia's southern island state of Tasmania has been solved -- stoned wallabies are eating the poppy heads and hopping around in circles.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," the state's top lawmaker Lara Giddings told local media on Thursday.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," she said.



Wallaby (image courtesy of Wikipedia)



Many people believe crop circles that mysteriously appear in fields around the world are created by aliens.

Poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids said livestock which ate the poppies were known to "act weird" -- including deer and sheep in the state's highlands.

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," said field operations manager Rick Rockliff.


There's more at the link.

I've never believed all the crap about crop circles being created by aliens. However, I've always put them down to the actions of credulous hippies and tree-hugger types. Stoned wallabies are culprits I'd never even considered, quite frankly!



Peter

Doofus Of The Day #236


Today's Doofus (admittedly, a more inadvertent Doofus than most) is from Australia.

A thief in Western Australia made the mistake of stealing a python from a research lab that had swallowed a radio-collared marsupial, police said.

The radio-tracking device led investigators to a house in Heathbridge, where police found the python and arrested a 30-year-old man, The West Australian reported.

The snake was discovered in the Narrogin bush by Department of Environmental Conservation researchers tracking a radio-collared woylie, a small endangered marsupial. By the time they found the woylie, it was inside the snake, along with its collar and tracking device.

The 6-foot snake was brought to the Woodvale Research Center to make sure it had not been harmed by its meal. The snake was stolen from the lab last weekend and recovered Thursday, with the radio-tracking device still inside and sending out signals.


Hmm. I suppose he couldn't be expected to know his stolen snake was signalling . . . but if he hadn't stolen it in the first place, he wouldn't have been surprised by the fact!

Peter

Thursday, July 2, 2009

He'll never live this down!


Take one fat kid.

Place on rollercoaster, with mother in adjacent seat.

Launch rollercoaster.

Oh, dear . . .







Peter

Doofus Of The Day #235


Today's Doofus is from Georgia, USA.

A woman is facing a host of charges after police say she tried to run over her ex-boyfriend during an argument.

Houston County Sheriff’s Sgt. Al Elvins says 41-year-old Angela Gail Pollock is charged with aggravated assault with a motor vehicle, aggravated assault against a police officer, terroristic threats, criminal damage to property, drunken driving and reckless driving, among other charges.

Authorities say Pollock tried to run down her ex-boyfriend, 55-year-old Donald Mullis, Friday evening with a car as he loaded her belongings into the trunk. She chased him through the yard in her car, hitting a transformer, a neighbor’s house, a 3-foot inflatable pool and, eventually, a police car as she tried to flee.


There's more at the link.

Aim, dear. It's all in the aim. Without it, the best-laid plans . . . oh, never mind.



Peter

The trouble with politics?


According to Leigh Scott, it's politicians!

... all these political scandals serve to hammer home a central point: politicians are a wacky bunch. They are an odd form of sociopath. Deluded, narcissistic, self-important wind bags who spend their lives seeking the ultimate freeloading government gig. They are not to be trusted. Government should be limited so we don’t allow these types of people: philanderers, tax cheats, alcoholics, drug addicts, con artists, pedophiles and thieves too much control over the people.

. . .

There is an inherent fallacy to statist ideologies like communism and socialism. For them to work, the people in the government must be beyond reproach. They must be angels; wise sages who can put their own egos, wants and desires on the back burner to serve the common good. Where are these benevolent deities? Where are these Mother Theresa types to guide us and protect us? They ain’t in Washington.


There's more at the link.

I think the author has nailed it. We need a better class of politician. Trouble is, where to find them? All the decent folks wouldn't be seen dead as politicians.

Peter

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Talk about a sparring partner!

Hi, everyone. Light blogging tonight, as I've been fully occupied trying to help Miss D. with her wing re-sparring issues.

She's rebuilding a 1941 Taylorcraft light observation plane. The wings consist of aluminum ribs covered with fabric. At their heart are two wooden spars, a thick, deep one at the front and a smaller one at the rear. She had new spars made, but unfortunately the spars for a Taylorcraft varied over the years, and she was given spars for a 1970's-vintage model instead of her just-before-World-War-II variant. Her wings' ribs wouldn't fit over a double reinforcing plate in the spar.

No real problem, though. She got hold of the expert who made the spars, and today I ran them up there, towing them on a long trailer hitched behind Jenny's Jeep. It's a two-hour run from here to there, through some very beautiful country, and I enjoyed the drive. On arrival, the builder set to work with chisel, pliers, plane and sander, and soon had the extra reinforcing plate off the offending parts of the spars. A touch of polyurethane sealant later, and time out for a community lunch while it dried, and we wrapped them up, loaded them on thetrailer, and I headed back.

The spars are now within spec for a 1941 Taylorcraft, and Miss D. and I will be building wings over the next week to ten days. I look forward to learning a lot - including verifying that bit about Adam's rib and aircraft spars!

More blogging tomorrow, I promise (wings permitting!).

Peter