The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Monday, September 9, 2024
Memes that made me laugh 226
Gathered from around the Internet over the past week. Click any image for a larger view.
“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
Arc lights are awesome. Way out in the boondocks in Nam and had several hit near enough to my location to feel the earthquake. Too bad they can't be launched against Democrats in this country.
6 comments:
You can always fix stupid, with a big enough hammer.
Trouble is, for some folks "big enough" is a B-52 Arc light strike.
And it's Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock.
https://www.instructables.com/How-to-Play-Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Q6-wMx-K8
Glock beats rock, paper, scissors, and throat punch!
Now, try folding a fitted sheet by yourself.
Actually, "Glock, Paper Scissors" would be a definitive game.
And a hat tip to James Nicoll for "Stability":
“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Nicoll#%22The_Purity_of_the_English_Language%22
Arc lights are awesome. Way out in the boondocks in Nam and had several hit near enough to my location to feel the earthquake. Too bad they can't be launched against Democrats in this country.
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